Friday Night Fights--A Tiger?!? In Africa?!? Style!!

Are you ready?

YAHHHHHH!!!

Now that you're awake, it's time to use this week's Friday Night Fights to retain my status as the number one Google result for "Man-on-animal action."

It's the jungle, and some idiots get themselves cornered by a tiger...

Fortunately, Lord Greystoke happens to be swinging by...

Damn straight!!

Spacebooger, like Monty Python, asks, "A tiger?!? In Africa?!?" But this isn't Africa...it's an uncharted island settled by ancient Mayans, and a ship carrying zoo animals crashed there, and...oh, don't worry, it's just Tarzan.

Tarzan kills a tiger with his bare hands thanks to Joe Kubert (script and layouts) and Franc Reyes (finished art and inks) in Tarzan #242 (1975)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Hello--Tarzan killed a tiger with his bare hands!! What more can you want?!? So go vote!!

Friday Night Fights--Fake Tarzan Style!!

As you no doubt know, Slay Monstrobot is the #1 result in a Google search for "man-on-animal action." And we are justly proud of that honor.

But that honor also entails great responsibility, as we must keep presenting that man-on-animal action, in order to justify our lofty position.

Hence, tonight's Friday Night Fights.

We start right away, as Zabu is attacked  by a crazed ape:

Now that's what I call man-on-animal action!!

Spacebooger wonder why there has never been a Ka-Zar/Shang-Chi team-up. I mean, come on!!

A fight to the death twixt man and beast is hideously overwritten by Gerry Conway (plot) and Doug Moench (script), John Buscema and Fred Kida in Ka-Zar #10 (1975)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? Man-on-animal action, sir--man-on-animal action!! Now go and vote!!

Squiggley Gators!!

I'm not criticizing here--heavens knows, sticks figures are beyond my limited artistic abilities--but you have to love the alligators (by artist(s) unknown) as Marga The Panther Girl leaps into action:

And of course, there are the wacky misadventures of her pet, Chimp:

Yes, I know Chimp has a tail. Don't blame me...

From Weird Comics #18 (1941)

Friday Night Fights--Pussy Galore Style!!

By now you're all aware of my ridiculous pride in being the #1 Google result for "man-on-animal action."

And most of you are aware of what an obsessive James Bond nut I am.

Well, as the commercial said, those are two great tastes that taste great together!

So, as we turn to tonight's Friday Night Fight, we travel across the pond, to the long-running James Bond daily newspaper comic strip. [Please excuse the occasional cut and/or skewed panel. The book these are collected in is not terribly conducive to being scanned...]

So, James Bond is being held captive (along with as nearly naked woman--go figure!), when the bad guys make the typical Dr. Evil mistake of not just putting a bullet in his head. Nope, they've got to kill him with a big cat:

Ouch!!

Spacebooger was expecting Bond to make some terrible cat pun after the kill.

The panels are from the "The Girl Machine" storyline in The Daily Express (the best I can come up with is an approximate date, probably during October of 1973), script by Jim Lawrence, art by Yaroslav Horak.

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight!! Why? James Bond, no gadgets, vs. a big-ass cat. I mean, duh. So go vote!!