Your Tax Dollars At Work--Sprocket Man!!

America needs a new kind of hero:

Yes, Sprocket Man!!

And who is the genius behind this new protector of bicycles?

Yay!!

Sprocket man has come to protect us from ANARCHY!

And, well, also to protect cyclists from a disturbing number of threats!!

And, apparently, cyclists have to be taught how to make a left turn...

And whatever you do...

...don't make Sprocket Man facepalm!!

Also, life is pretty freaky in the big city:

...buffalo...?

And for training?

OK, I don't think hat's ever going to happen...

By the way, you've been riding your bike wrong all these years!

Plus. your bike is in "sad shape"!!

Take a bow, Sprocket Man!!

Sprocket Man is from 1981