The Night Of Five Molocule Men!!

It starts with some kids cosplaying in the swamp, because that isn't dangerous at all...

See what I mean?

Man-Thing shows up to save Cynthia from the alligator...

...but she still panics, and manages to run into a radioactive quicksand pit, because Marvel Universe...

...and then...

...it turns out that it was the real wand of the actual Molecule Man, whom everyone thought was dead, but no, he had actually transferred his mind into the wand, and now he's awake and has taken over her!!

After a quick costume change/growth spurt...

...she terrorizes poor Mom...

...and then we look inside her crowded noggin...

...and she's kicking the crap outta Iron Man, until Man-Thing intervenes again...

...and everything goes back to normal...

...but oh, that troublesome wand!

HOLY CRAP!!!!! 

Well, Iron Man is tough enough to snatch the wand...

...but is he tough enough to Shatner-act his way out of being possessed himself?

Fortunately, Man-Thing again steps in...

...and thus endeth the threat.

The moral: Don't go to Florida. This kinda stuff happens every day down there.

From Iron Man Annual #3 (1976)

Your Thursday Cosmic Trip!

For no particular reason...

Is your mind blown yet?

Good.

From Fantastic Four Annual #27 (1994)

Friday Morning Freak-out--Time To Make The Donuts!!

OK, OK, let's call this meeting to order...

...umm, why are we here, anyway?

And where the hell are the donuts?

Whose turn was it to bring the freakin' donuts?!?

Oh, crap, it's Thanos. Everyone just hold really still and pretend to be just a representation during Thanos' usual "look at all the powerful people I know" tour...

Phew. He's gone. Now, where the hell are the donuts?!?!

Oh, crap, it's the Molecule Man!

He's a total cosmic buzzkill!! Everyone split quick!!!

Living Tribunal--next time YOU bring the donuts!! Geez, for cosmic entities, we're so disorganized!

Why Office Space Is So Expensive In Marvel's New York City!

The Molecule Man's consciousness has taken over Reed Richards' body!

At least, he's trying to. But Reed is fighting back!

But the bad guy has a pretty good tactic to compel Reed's cooperation:

OK, he may be evil...but that is just about the coolest thing ever!

Well, Reed backs down...

Well, parking is more convenient now...

Oh, don't fret, the building got put back into it's regular location, no worse for the wear...plus, every single person in the building got famous from giving interviews to the media...and the landlord had justification to raise the rents. Everybody wins!!

From Fantastic Four #188 (1977)

Friday Night Fights--Impossible Style!!

No time for love, Dr. Jones--let's get right to the Friday Night Fights!

The Baxter Building has been taken over--because in the 1970s, the Baxter Building was taken over every other month--by the team supreme of Klaw and the Molecule Man! They've defeated the Fantastic Four, and now nothing can stop their evil plans:

See?

Ah, but all is not lost, because the FF currently have a house guest...

Oh, yeah!! It's on!!

BAM!!!

Damn!!!

Spacebooger would like to know why no one draws rubble as nicely as George Perez...

One guy takes down two in Fantastic Four #187 (1977), by Len Wein, George Perez, and Joe Sinnott

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? I honestly have no idea. Just go vote!!