My Mind Is Too Dirty For This Game!

Look, I've tried and tried...

...but all the punchlines I come up with are just too naughty. You guys see what you can come up with, OK?

BONUS: Apparently, Millie has already picked out her wedding dress, which you'd think would be a bit of a faux paus for a model:

I mean, first of all, she doesn't even have a fiancee yet. Secondly, since she's nowhere near having a wedding date yet, she can't have any idea of whether or not this dress would still be in fashion when the big day rolls around.

EXTRA BONUS:

Gotta love paper dolls!!

From Millie The Model #100 (1961)

Manic Puzzle Day Five By Five--Flag-Smasher's Least Favorite Puzzle?

Put on your thinking "caps"...

If you need to cheat on this one, well, you probably are pretty normal.

Answers below:

From Fun And Games magazine #4 (1979)

Manic Puzzle Monday Henry The Fourth--What If Hadn't Been Named Jack Hart?

You can't have a puzzle magazine without a word search!

Man, I miss Jack...

From Fun And Games Magazine #5 (1980)

Manic Puzzle Monday Triple Overtime--The Price Is Wrong!!

And you thought these were all easy kiddie puzzles:

Those are some pretty deep dives in 1970s Marvel history...

Answers below if you are worthless and weak and can't come up with them yourselves:

From Fun And Games Magazine #4 (1979)

Manic Puzzle Monday Bonus--The Original Hypnotoad?

Sorry to do this to you on a Monday...

Send me all your money...send me all your money...

Just kidding. I'll settle for your comics!

From Fun And Games Magazine #5 (1980)

Manic Puzzle Monday--Smell The Glove?

What better way to spend Monday than doing Marvel puzzles?!?

The answer is below, if you're a Cheaty McCheatpants.

From Fun And Games Magazine #4 (1979)

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--Maybe they Should Have Used A Dictionary

Oh,the perils of getting your comics from the Quarter Bin...

I mean, here I am ready to enjoy some no doubt realistic, touching, and no doubt not-at-all sexist tales of Career Girl Romances...

...when I'm distracted by this on the cover:

Sure, romance comics may seem a funny place to stick find-a-word puzzles--"No Dictionary Needed!" But Charlton had just launched a couple of seek-a-word puzzle magazines, and this was as good a cross-promotion as any, I suppose.

So I turned to the exciting page--

Ready to employ my sharp eye--

Eh, not so much.

You pays your quarter, you takes your chances.

From Career Girl Romance #77 (1973)

Manic Monday Bonus--Can YOU Escape From Terrorland?!?

A little something to help you with your Monday morning blues:

Well, can you get through the labyrinth? Can you?!?!

From Adventures Into Darkness #13 (1954)

Sunday Puzzle Time With Bug!!

You know, as much as I hate the ridiculous affectation that the Micronauts' Bug has to say "tik" every other word balloon, I can't help but love the fella.

So, it's time for...

Yay!!!

What's up, Bug?

You know, it looks like Bug (and Fred Hembeck) have the same opinion of "word search" puzzles as I do...take a closer look:

You tell 'em, guys.

Now someone get to work on the Bug/Ambush Bug team-up we so clearly need...

From Bug #1 (1997)