I know that you are a rock god. I acknowledge your awesomeness in that realm.
But in the publishing world. it's generally considered bad form to write your own cover blurbs.
Seriously, couldn't you find anybody else to quote? Anyone at all?
One further thought: couldn't you have come up with a more imaginative name? I mean, we can see she's a dominatrix, all right...but that makes the comic's title just a job description...like if you had named your group "Gimmicky Make-Up-Wearing Rock Band" instead of KISS.
One final thought: "Beth" is the biggest p#%%y-whipped song of all time. What a cop out. I'm just sayin'.