Manic Monday Bonus--Maybe We Could Ship One Of These To North Korea?

Nick Fury has been kidnapped!! Tony Stark has been put in charge of S.H.I.E.L.D. combat operations! He's building a giant-ass whajamahoozis!

Where is Fury? The Fixer and Mentallo have him!!

Alright, as death traps go, "welding him to an honest-to-God H-bomb" is a pretty good one, you have to admit.

But did I mention that Tony Stark is on the case?

And...

Yes, Tony Stark invented a device that melts hydrogen bombs! Apparently with no radiation danger!!

Granted, it's not terribly portable, but give Stark a couple of days...he'll miniaturize it! And no one will ever be threatened by nuclear weaponry again!!

From Strange Tales #143 (1966)

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--This One's For The Ladies!!

Ka-Zar has come to visit his old friend Tony Stark, because hey, Marvel Universe.

Unfortunately, the Fixer has shown up, trying to steal the secrets of Iron Man's armor. And he's captured Ka-Zar, so now Tony has no choice:

All right, cue your favorite striptease music:

Woo hoo!

Fortunately for his modesty, Tony has one trick left up his...up his...well, up his something!

Clever.

But after some running around, well, the final victory goes to the real Thunder From (Way) Down Under:

I hope this meets the FDA's minimum daily requirement of beefcake for you...

From Iron Man # 202 (1986)