Friday Night Fights--Immovable Object Vs. Irresistable Force Style!!

Hulk defeats his foes in the most Zen was possible in these week's Friday Night Fights!!

Look who's taken over Gamma Base:

Yeah, of course they're there to ambush the Hulk (duh) and set off a gamma bomb (wha the...?).

So let the wild rumpus begin!!

Sometimes the best way to win a fight is to just step away and let your enemies beat themselves up.

Good question, Hulk.

Spacebooger really doesn't understand why the Abomination was so grey in this issue...

BADADABOOM is from Incredible Hulk #171 (1974), by Steve Englehart (plotter), Gerry Conway (script), Herb Trimpe and Jack Abel

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? There might be more gamma bombs out there!! So go vote!!

Sympathy For The Abomination!

You ever wonder what happens when you're one of Earth's most powerful beings, and you keep getting beat down and beat down and beat down and beat down and...

Well, Thunderbolt Ross and M.O.D.O.K. want to use the Abomination to beat the crap out of the now-has-Banner's-mind Hulk. Because that's what bad guys do.

One problem--good old Emil Blonsky isn't having any of it...

Aw, geez, poor guy...

Well, our pal M.O.D.O.K. was designed only for killing, and not for operant conditioning (which is why he's not called M.O.D.O.O.C., I guess...), because the Abomination is still a cowardly cutlet as he goes on his mission:

SPOILER ALERT: Hulk still kicks Blonsky's ass. Blonsky kidnaps Banner's girlfriend and takes her to M.O.D.O.K., who promptly turns her into...

MS. M.O.D.O.K.!!!

At least Bruce got to wear this bitchin' contraption for awhile:

Mantlo Hulk in the 1980s. Crazy stuff, man...

From Incredible Hulk #288-290 (1983)

Friday Night Fights--Believe Your Eyes Style!!

It's the championship round of Friday Night Fights, and our Master Of Mayhem Spacebooger has enacted a special rule:

 "a fight scene featuring a fight where the loser 'never saw it coming': The final blow should take place either off panel or by surprise to win the championship."

Yeah, I got that.

Doc Samson has got it into his head once again try try to cure the Hulk--aww, that trick never works!!

Well, Samson find the Hulk in the desert, but Jade Jaws beats the stuffing out of him.

Fortunately, while Samson is recovering...

HUH!?!

Uh-oh....

Spacebooger wishes his hair were as thick and luxurious as Doc Samson's...

The bone-rattling, gravity-defying, hand-crunching final blow is from Incredible Hulk #314 (1985), brought to us by John Byrne, John Byrne and Bob Wiacek.

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because I crave the prize for winning this week. So go and vote, dagnabbit!!

Friday Night Fights--Idioth Style!!

Wow.

So Spacebooger is actually going to make us work this round of Friday Night Fights, huh? It's G7, bitches, which means the fights have got to be musicified.

Well, I predict that by Round 12, we'll be straining our songbooks a bit.

But for this initial round, well, watch out...because we've got Hulk vs. The Abomination in a face-smashing brawl, brought to you by The Arabian Rap Sensation (their description, not mine)--GROUP X!! Groove along to their face-smashing hit, Idioth!! Rock out, boys:


Here's a couponette for a Punch To The Face

I hate you so much I take your mother on a date
and telling her she's paying and I'm eating five steaks
Come and get a Punch To The Face

Time for to get a Punch To The Face

Oh, look, a Punch To The Face

Come to get a Punch To Your Face

Guess what? It's time for a Punch To The Face

So, please take a letter for a Punch To The Face
Nothing could be better than a Punch To The Face

Have another Punch To You Face

GO TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU GOT PUNCHED IN DA FACE!!


Face-smashing from Bruce Jones and Mike Deodato Jr. in Incredible Hulk #54 (2003). Check out below for the full lyrics and "video" to Idioth.



Lyrics | Group X - Idioth lyrics