Death O'Clock!!!

The next time someone asks you what time it is...tell them:

That will make you look oh so Goth and cool and rebellious!!

Oh, you want some context first?

Frankenstein has befriended Koro, the hunchback who is the town bell-ringer in the clock tower. But the village "half-wit" wants the job for himself, so he sneaks over in the middle of the night to kill Koro.

Of course, the problem with that is when Koro has a new friend...

...who's not shy about killing in defense of friends:

Death O'Clock, man!!

From Frankenstein #33 (1954)

Manic Labor Day Bonus--The R-Rated Frankenstein Toy That America Never Knew It Needed!

From Eerie #36 (1971):

Oh, poor Frankenstein...

Quote Of The Week

Oh, Jeff Lemire, why are you leaving Frankenstein? You're breaking my heart!!

The Wit And Wisdom Of Frankenstein

Presented, without comment, from Frankenstein, Agent Of S.H.A.D.E. #5:

Equal Opportunity Monster

Slay Monstrobot would like you to be aware:

Good to know, Frank.

I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

Hmmmphh...long, stressful weekend. I think I'll just hang out with my friends.

Oh, wait...I don't have any friends? Than I'll just have to make one:


Frankenstein will be by new friend...at least until he grows substantially taller than 2 feet, and goes on a killing spree...

No, I have no idea why or how this weekend has become unofficial Frankenstein weekend here at Slay Monstrobot. Blame the quarter bin, blame the quarter bin...

Three Words To Live By

Folks of my generation remember the greatest PSA of all time:



Well, as effective as a weeping Native American was...

...just think how much more effective the ad would it have been had it featured...

WEEPING NAZI FRANKENSTEIN!!

That would have stopped littering quick...

You know, if I had to explain why I love comic books in only 3 words, "weeping Nazi Frankenstein" just might do it...

Weeping Nazi Frankenstein is from Invaders #31 (1978).

Friday Night Fights--Edgar Winter Style!!

For this week's Friday Night Fights, we bring you a tale of terror that can only be titled:

Yes, that's right...a Nazi Frankenstein. I'm going there.

Cap and Bucky are in the Swiss alps, investigating the mysterious dealings of Doctor Basil Frankenstein. They're tearing through some Ratzis like usual:

When...



Yup. It turns out that Basil is a descendant of that Frankenstein...and as a loyal Nazi, he's making monsters for the Third Reich. Monsters who can kick ass:


Oh, he may not want to fight, Cap...but he's still whooping on you pretty good.


And the capper?

Nazi Frankenstein who can only say "Sieg heil" might be my newest favorite thing ever. Except, of course, for Spacebooger, who always A #1.

Now get off your butts and go vote for somebody (preferably me, but hey, it's a free country) in this week's FNF, OK?

Don Glut (!), Chic Stone(!!) and Bill Black bring us the greatest fill-in story ever in Invaders #31 (1978).

Speaking of Frankenstein, I've long thought that this should be our new national anthem:



It'd be a lot cooler rocking out to this before ball games...