With Great Power Comes Great What Now?

What's the point of a time travel story...

...if you can't show Uncle Ben physically torturing a Hydra agent?

Next issue, I'm assuming that we see Ben snapping necks and shooting heroin before giving Peter  moral advice.

See, it's not just DC that's out of control...

From the ridiculously titled Amazing Spider-Man & Silk: The Spider(Fly) Effect #2 (2016)

Peter Parker Started Free Comic Book Day!!

Young Peter Parker is helping Uncle Ben clean out the attic, when he finds...

O.M.G. A treasure trove!!

Aunt May plays the role of Frederick Wertham:

And what a deal!! You keep those in good condition, Peter, and you'll be set!! You can afford college! You won't have to take pictures for the Bugle!!

Ahh, but a while later...

Wait...what?!?

Oh, that Parker luck!!

From Amazing Spider-Man #-1 (yes, that's Minus 1...sigh) (1997)