Friday Night Karaoke--Hip Hop Jedi Style

It was so successful last week, I'll try it again....*

Yo, Jedi Knight, let's kick it!

Mace, Mace baby
Mace, Mace baby

All right STOP! Meditate and listen
Mace is back with a brand new invention
Dark Side grabs ahold of me tightly
Flow like a light saber daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow

To the extreme I rock the Sith like a vandal
Light up the stage I wax a Fett like a candle

Mace Mace baby
Mace Mace baby

Oh, all right. I'll stop.

Can we please have Friday Night Fights back soon, Bahlactus??

*Due to a necessary impurity in his brain, snell actually thinks this stuff is funny --Ed.

Friday Night Karaoke--Jedi Style!!

Well, because we need something to do with Friday Night Fights on hiatus, that's why!

So sing along, people!!

Who's the black Jedi Knight
That's a force machine to all the chicks?
MACE!!
Ya damn right!



Who is the Jedi that would risk his midi-chlorians
For his brother Jedi?
MACE!!
Can ya dig it?



Who's the cat that won't cop out
When the Dark Side's all about?
MACE!!
Right on!

They say this cat Mace is one baaad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
I'm talkin' 'bout Mace!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!


He's a complicated master
But no one understands him but his Yoda
MACE WINDU!!

Apologies to Richard Roundtree and Isaac Hayes. Samuel L. Jackson, please don't hurt me.

Eagerly awaiting Bahlactus' command....