Showing posts with label Marvelman Family. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marvelman Family. Show all posts

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Gargunza makes Luthor Look Like Gilligan

Let me ask you--as brilliant as Lex Luthor is supposed to be, did he ever take over the world from his prison cell?

More to the point--did he ever take over the world while stranded on a desert island?

Because Emilio Gargunza did!

When Gargunza is captured after his latest scheme, the authorities finally realize that he ALWAYS escapes from prison, perhaps an alternate form of incarceration was in order:

So the Marvelman Family drops him off in the middle of nowhere:


Well, that's that, then, right? Stuck there forever? Oh, sure, he'll come up with coconut powered radios or something, but no more threat to the rest of humanity, right?

No, dudes. Emilio Gargunza is far, far smarter than The Professor:

Well, OK, sure, he can build a boat, a motor, synthesize fuel for that motor. That definitely puts him several up on the Professor, I'll grant you. Apparently, Gilligan could have gotten off the island far sooner with proper scientific advice.

But it's not like Gargunza can take over the world or anything, right?


Wow, those must have been some mineral resources on the island.

Still, it's just a boat and a paralysis gun. Not too much trouble there, eh?

After escaping, he finds an island populated by hapless natives, and...



And so, like an SEC "powerhouse" building up it's record by plowing through the likes of Chattanooga or Louisiana-Monroe, Gargunza builds his island empire:


The next obvious step:

What?!!??!?!??

Sadly, or perhaps happily, Gargunza will completely forget about this formula after this adventure.

Anyway, after he gives some demonstration bombings:

And broadcasts his ultimatum:

The world immediately surrenders!!

OK, "Japonica" and "Germanica" surrender. But the rest of the world will still follow, because Japonica and Germanica set the standard, right?

So, trapped on a desert island with no modern technology, Gargunza has conquered the world!! Take that, Luthor!!

Except, of course, that the Marvelman Family turns out to be really good at stopping missiles...

...and at capturing Gargunza--it takes all of one panel!!

Well, now that the world is saved, how do you imprison Gargunza this time?

SPOILER ALERT: It doesn't work.

From Marvelman Family #14 (1958), as reprinted in Marvelman Family's Finest #5 (2010).

Monday, October 18, 2010

Manic Monday--The Truth About Atlantis

Folks, here at Slay Monstrobot, we're all about improving the classical education you all are so sorely lacking in.

Earlier this year, I used time-traveler Flip Falcon to repair many of our misconceptions about Amazons. Today, the Marvelman Family is going to help us understand the truth about Atlantis.

For reasons that we really shouldn't dwell upon, Marvelman, Young Marvelman, and Kid Marvelman have traveled back in time to uncover the truth of the Atlantis legend:

Hmmm....well, where can it be?

Well, yes, that's true, but...

Now wait a minute!! Just because a legend has become "distorted" over the centuries doesn't mean that the actual truth is the 180-degree polar opposite of the legend!!

Oh, wait, yes it does:


Tanatlis? Really?

Well, that's conclusive--legends are just Bizarro versions of the truth!! As Marvelman pounds into our head again at the end:

Hey, wait--how did they know that Atlantis didn't sink??

Ahhhh....Atlantis=Australia. Well, they both start with A, so...

So, Micky Moran, can you pound home the moral one more time, please??

Thanks, Micky.

The Marvelman Family's expertise in folklore/mythology came in handy in Marvelman Family #10 (1957), as reprinted in Marvelman Family's Finest #4 (2010).

Would you like to know how many times I typed "Miracleman" instead of "Marvelman?" Every. Damn. Time. Grrr.....