This Would Have Made A Great Issue Of Bewitched!!

Hey, kids, how about we check in with...

Ah, a drive-in!! How quaint.

And later, an opportunity!

But of course...

Kitchy is discriminated against for her lack of classic beauty.

Luckily, she is a witch, so...

Get ready--this story is about to take a really dark turn in 5...4...3...

...2...1...

AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

But...

I dunno, Kitchy...maybe you were fired because you violently assaulted the leading man...? Just sayin'...

From Herbie #2 (1964)