Everyone done with the holiday? Back to work and school? Settled in? Ready to have your mind blown?
Good, because it's time to meet...
No, not the plane! This guy!
("200 years ago" being 1741ish, or there-abouts...)
Unfortunately, "Black" Douglas' ship runs into...
Well, the pirates kick their ass, and when Douglas refuses to join up with them...
...he's put adrift at sea!!
All seems lost, until...
But what a land!
It turns out that Black sleeps for...200 years!!
How is this possible?!?!
Oh, and that gas did much more than knock him out and preserve his clothing, as we'll see in a moment.
Going back out to see, Black encounters...
Yeah, this story spells it "Nazti" the whole way through. Probably to avoid defamation lawsuits, because these aren't nice guys!
And a big fight scene is a convenient time for your new super-powers to pop up!
So, somehow his body internalized all that gas he breathed in for 200 years, and no he can breath it out at will!!
Yes, a 1741 British noble would indeed say, "Boy! this is great!"
He scuttles the sub, and ends up on the beach where...
Man, the coincidences keep piling up for this guy!!
Fortunately for him (and England)...
...an 18-century man is quickly able to "get the hang of" piloting a fighter aircraft!!
And kicking Nazti ass while doing it!!
So that's why he's called The Spitfire? Because he can fly a Spitfire plane?
Hahahahhaahahaha. No.
He runs out of gas and lands in Nazti-occupied territory.
The torches are extra-convenient, as you'll see!
He's called The Spitfire because he can spit fire!!!!
The second issue has him wandering through Nazti Europe, mastering motorcycles...
Rescuing British soldiers from prison camps, with only his sword and quick wits...
Who needs guns? Especially when you can cover your escape like this?
Black can capture tanks...
...repel other tanks by spitting fire...
...and generally beat the living crap out of Naztis..
And so...
Well, we'll never find out, because Spitfire Comics wasn't our new favorite, and never had another issue! And Black Douglas was never heard of again...
Can we let this stand, dear reader? An 18th century sailor, who drank from the fountain of youth and inhaled a metric tonne of mysterious gas, who can master modern machinery are breath out gas and spit fire and take out squads armed with assault rifles with only his rapier?!?! Can we let this character vanish into the dusty depths of faded memory?
I say thee NAY!! Someone out there---let's revive The Spitfire!! Make it happen!!
From Spitfire Comics #1-2 (1941)
Showing posts with label Golden Age Idol. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 4, 2018
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Golden Age Idol--The Vagabond!!
Followers of this blog are well aware of my deep and abiding love for hobos in comics.
So why not go full-on crazy and have a hobo hero?
No, it's not Namor (although we can always hope for a crossover).
No, this is the one, the only Chauncy Throttlebottom III!
But we'll just call him...The Vagabond!!
Oh, man, that hits the spot.
So, who is the Vagabond? That's a very good question, actually, because for reasons unbeknownst to modern readers, they played ridiculously coy with his secret identity.
We start in the well-known town of Middleton, where Pat Murphy, a police officer working for the District Attorney's office, is trying to find the lowdown on some gangs...
In the very next panel, we meet:
The curious thing is, in all his appearances in USA Comics, the costume change was always made off-screen, and without explicitly confirming that Murphy was the Vagabond.
And at the end of an adventure, it's another clandestine change, taking care not to reveal his identity!
Why? Did the creators want to sew confusion about his identity for some particular reason? This they have some big twist reveal that maybe the Vagabond was actually someone besides Murphy?
No one can say at this point. Many sources were confused by this approach, though, resulting in their suggesting that maybe the Vagabond was really FBI agent Walter Carstairs, even though he was killed prior to the start of the first story.
Stan Lee himself let the cat out of the bag in a text piece in USA Comics #2 (1941), where all of the heroes starring in that comic met up and swapped tales of their adventures:
Assuming that Stan knew, that's pretty definite.
Anyway, the Vagabond dressed like a clown tramp, but spoke extremely eruditely. He was the Sideshow Bob of his day!!
Well, he spoke like Sideshow Bob, but fought like Captain America!
He even explicitly hat-tips fellow Timely hero Captain America:
Early product placement!!
Any, that was the the Vagabond's entire shtick--talk fancy, beat up thugs.
Vagabond's run lasted a mere three issues in USA Comics. And in the very next issue, the Fighting Hobo (no relation) debuted, creating even more confusion!! Clearly, the early 1940s were the zenith of heroic hobos!!
A few months later, a Vagabond story turned up in Young Allies #4 (1942). They had pretty much abandoned Middleton and any pretense of a secret identity--he was now just a wandering tramp who stumbled into crime and beat up the criminals. He did fight a villain named Egg-Head, so excellent tie-in possibilities exist!
Next he showed up in Comedy Comics #11 (1942), and he was pretty much transformed into a humor character.
That was it for the Vagabond, until the 2008 Avengers/Invaders mini-series. With a number of other obscure Timely heroes, he was slaughtered by the Red Skull in 1943, only to be resurrected later, because Cosmic Cube. Then, again with a gaggle of Timely co-stars, he turned up in the never-finished All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes (2011). Eisenhower put together a team of Timely men called the Crazy SUES, who fought in various WWII theaters. In this tale, the Vagabond was killed in an Axis ambush in 1944, because modern comic readers aren't allowed to have nice, fun characters.
Still, it shows that some folks at Marvel are aware of the character, and there's no reason he can't be revived. How about it, guys?
From USA Comics #2-4 (1941-1942)
So why not go full-on crazy and have a hobo hero?
No, it's not Namor (although we can always hope for a crossover).
No, this is the one, the only Chauncy Throttlebottom III!
But we'll just call him...The Vagabond!!
Oh, man, that hits the spot.
So, who is the Vagabond? That's a very good question, actually, because for reasons unbeknownst to modern readers, they played ridiculously coy with his secret identity.
We start in the well-known town of Middleton, where Pat Murphy, a police officer working for the District Attorney's office, is trying to find the lowdown on some gangs...
In the very next panel, we meet:
The curious thing is, in all his appearances in USA Comics, the costume change was always made off-screen, and without explicitly confirming that Murphy was the Vagabond.
And at the end of an adventure, it's another clandestine change, taking care not to reveal his identity!
Why? Did the creators want to sew confusion about his identity for some particular reason? This they have some big twist reveal that maybe the Vagabond was actually someone besides Murphy?
No one can say at this point. Many sources were confused by this approach, though, resulting in their suggesting that maybe the Vagabond was really FBI agent Walter Carstairs, even though he was killed prior to the start of the first story.
Stan Lee himself let the cat out of the bag in a text piece in USA Comics #2 (1941), where all of the heroes starring in that comic met up and swapped tales of their adventures:
Assuming that Stan knew, that's pretty definite.
Anyway, the Vagabond dressed like a clown tramp, but spoke extremely eruditely. He was the Sideshow Bob of his day!!
Well, he spoke like Sideshow Bob, but fought like Captain America!
He even explicitly hat-tips fellow Timely hero Captain America:
Early product placement!!
Any, that was the the Vagabond's entire shtick--talk fancy, beat up thugs.
Vagabond's run lasted a mere three issues in USA Comics. And in the very next issue, the Fighting Hobo (no relation) debuted, creating even more confusion!! Clearly, the early 1940s were the zenith of heroic hobos!!
A few months later, a Vagabond story turned up in Young Allies #4 (1942). They had pretty much abandoned Middleton and any pretense of a secret identity--he was now just a wandering tramp who stumbled into crime and beat up the criminals. He did fight a villain named Egg-Head, so excellent tie-in possibilities exist!
Next he showed up in Comedy Comics #11 (1942), and he was pretty much transformed into a humor character.
That was it for the Vagabond, until the 2008 Avengers/Invaders mini-series. With a number of other obscure Timely heroes, he was slaughtered by the Red Skull in 1943, only to be resurrected later, because Cosmic Cube. Then, again with a gaggle of Timely co-stars, he turned up in the never-finished All-Winners Squad: Band of Heroes (2011). Eisenhower put together a team of Timely men called the Crazy SUES, who fought in various WWII theaters. In this tale, the Vagabond was killed in an Axis ambush in 1944, because modern comic readers aren't allowed to have nice, fun characters.
Still, it shows that some folks at Marvel are aware of the character, and there's no reason he can't be revived. How about it, guys?
From USA Comics #2-4 (1941-1942)
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