Manic Jughead Monday--The Gullible Electorate Of Riverdale High!!

Archie is running for class president--and Jughead is his campaign manager!!

And apparently. Jughead has quite a way with a slogan:

Because so many 1970s students said, "By Cracky!"

I mean, they're fine signs and all...but apparently, they're much more effective than you'd think amongst Riverdale students!

Really? Because of one negative campaign poster?

So, you really believe that you should vote for Archie because his name starts with an A?!?!

Let me tell you--these signs are so effective...

...that they convinced Reggie's own campaign manager to vote against him!!

I this explains why the country is in so much trouble these days...

From Jughead #256 (1976)

Archie's Tunnel Of Horrors!!

Archie has to pay a $10 traffic ticket. So he's trying to get a job...at the carnival!!

Reggie is taking advantage of Archie's absence by making time with Veronica...at the carnival!

Archie doesn't want Veronica to see him struggling to make money, so...

Now that's one great ride!!

From Pep Comics #52 (1945)

The Day Archie Andrews Became Foghorn Leghorn!!

Say, where has Archie been lately?

Oh, that's right, he's been down south!!

(Note to self: Make sure to add "not in the South" to my list of Riverdale location clues...)

Oh, how wrong you are!

But no matter the disdain that Reggie and Jughead show...

The ladies love Archie Southern-style!!

And not just Betty & Veronica!

And there's more...

Sad times for the non-drawling males of Riverdale!

Oh, no, this isn't going to go well, is it?

Oh, you poor dim lads...

From Reggie #16 (1964)