What Your Life Is Like If You're A Soccer Fan...

...every day is a little something like this:

Hey, I'm a Cubs fan...I know the bitter futility of life. But it's still better than soccer...

More seriously, everyone should be getting this book:

Trippy wonderfulness reprinted from 2000 A.D. This is what Dr. Strange should be like, if Marvel were actually interested in publishing any Dr. Strange stories. Which they aren't. So you need to buy this.

Now I have to brace myself for the hate comments from soccer fans...