Why Comic Book Fans Make Lousy Cops

There's one in every squad room:

You just know this ended in a huge Usenet flamewar...

From Resurrection Man #16 (1998)

Green Lantern Stinks!!

Well, not necessarily stinks, but...well, here's what I mean. Back in Resurrection Man #2 (1997), Mitch Shelley (the titular Resurrection Man) has stumbled upon the Justice League fighting Amazo:

A smell? Really?

And later, when Kyle Rayner is making a platform to rescue Mitch and some civilians from a roof:

Well, how about that? I've been reading comics for decades, and I never knew that Green Lantern's ring constructs had a smell all their own.

Maybe the Green Lantern movie should have been in Odorama instead of 3D...