The Socratic Method!

What exciting assignment is the Bionic Woman on this month?

Color me hot for teacher!!

In a plot completely unlike The King And I, good old Oscar Goldman has sent Jaime Sommers to act as teacher for the children of the president in a young Southeast Asian democracy!!

Oh, and that dress? "Adapting herself to the customs of the land."

Anyway, it sounds like she's having problems schooling these punks in the finer nuances of democracy. Let's watch!!

Ah, there's the trouble maker!!


So, how does Jaime deal with this problem? The same way as Plato:


Bionics and threats!!

And the moral is...

And that's the story of American democracy!!

From Charlton's Bionic Woman #2 (1978)

Maybe The Cubs Should Sign Her...

There are children in peril...

...and there are children in PERIL:

So a rattlesnake makes the sound "Zzzzz"?? Is he asleep?

Anyway, Rico is trapped between the proverbial rock and hard place. Fortunately for him, the lovely and vibrant Jaime Sommers, the Bionic Woman, is there!



That's one helluva throw!! Distance AND accuracy!!

Oops!

Don't worry, folks...she saves him.

From The Bionic Woman #1 (1977)