My Mind Is Too Dirty For This Game!

Look, I've tried and tried...

...but all the punchlines I come up with are just too naughty. You guys see what you can come up with, OK?

BONUS: Apparently, Millie has already picked out her wedding dress, which you'd think would be a bit of a faux paus for a model:

I mean, first of all, she doesn't even have a fiancee yet. Secondly, since she's nowhere near having a wedding date yet, she can't have any idea of whether or not this dress would still be in fashion when the big day rolls around.

EXTRA BONUS:

Gotta love paper dolls!!

From Millie The Model #100 (1961)

Bold Fashion Choices--Millie Goes Swimming!!

A day at the beach for MMMMillie The Model:

Oh, Millie!! Oh, 1968!! Oh, lifeguard enforcing a dress code!! Oh, dress that looks like something Mike Grell would design for Saturn Girl in a few years!!

Now, usually with these "Archie"-type books, the cover gag has no relation to anything on the inside of the comics.

But this time--perhaps by sheer coincidence?--we get a pin-up of Millie's beach wear:

Geez, Millie was right--her swimsuits are all more modest than that dress she was wearing on the boardwalk!!

From Millie The Model #162 (1968)

Bold Fashion Choices--Approved Sleepwear

Ladies, these are the types of things you should be wearing to bed tonight:

Millie is an actual model--she can't be wrong about these things!!

From Queen-Size Millie The Model #12 (a.k.a. Millie The Model Annual #12) (1975)