Manic Monday--They Will Rock You!

Let us celebrate Presidents' Day in the traditional manner...

...by enjoying a double-page spread by John Byrne and Bob Layton of the Champions beating up Stilt-Man.

Seriously, George Washington would have loved this...

From Champions #12 (1977)

The Washington Generals Of Super-Villain Teams

It's time to remember the lamest group of villain ever:

Seriously.

Electro apparently decided that since the Sinister Six worked so well, he should try to form a similar group of foes to take out Daredevil (because Spider-Man was too tough for poor Max Dillon).

And oh, what a collection of lame-os this was.

They started by having their meeting outside--in an alley--where Daredevil could just swing by and overhear their plans (and no, they're not deliberately trying to let hornhead eavesdrop as a trap...they're just stupid):

The Matador?? Snort.

I don't think that Electro understands what "invincible" means...

Meanwhile...

OK, I guess Gladiator can be kinda tough.

But wait--there's more!!

Oh, yes...Stilt-Man!! This gets more and more deadly every second!

And the final member of the Emissaries Of Evil?

Holy schneikes! Electro, Gladiator, Matador (snort), Stilt-Man (chortle) and Leap-Frog (guffaw) are "five of the mightiest emissaries of evil ever assembled?" It took you months to put together this collection of losers, Max?!?

Not to worry--Daredevil took them out pretty easily:

Unlike the Sinister Six, the Emissaries Of Evil Must have realized how lame they were, because they never got together again (although a couple of other evil groups adopted the name over the years).

Mark Waid, if you don't bring these guys back before you end your run, I just might cry...

Or maybe Nick Spencer could do a Superior Foes Of Daredevil series. That would be cool...

From Daredevil Annual #1 (1967)

Friday Night Fights--Lamest Villain Ever Style!

My Valentines gift to you?

Getting to see Gene Colan draw a lame villain getting his ass kicked in this week's Friday Night Fights!

Stiltman is trying to rescue Leap-Frog...wait a minute. Let's just savor that sentence, shall we? Stiltman is trying to rescue Leap-Frog...

Anyway, Daredevil is on hand to thwart him:

"What a team they would make"?!?! Oh. Matt, you're so silly.

BEEYONG!!!!!!

Spacebooger hopes that Stiltman and Leap-Frog next team up with Porcupine to form The Legion Of Villains Who Heroes Should Beat In One Panel But Somehow Pad Things Out For An Entire Issue.

Love, in the from of kicking Stiltman's ass, comes from Stan Lee And Gene Colan in Daredevil #26 (1967)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? BEEYONG, baby!! So go vote!!