You kids don't know how good you have it these days.
More than once I've been watching films or TV with younger comrades, and they wonder why the protagonist didn't just whip out his cellular phone to call for help/back-up in a time of crisis. And I have to gently remind them that 1930s Los Angeles didn't have cell phones, and that long distance used to be exorbitantly expensive so we had to play "if your phone rings twice and then hangs up, it's me and call me back because I can't afford to call you" games, and...
Man, I grew up in Flintstones times.
Anyway, there are lots of other nuances about life pre-cell phones that we can learn about, and whom better to teach us than comics books?
The-most-boring-Marvel-hero-ever The Angel is trying to take down the criminal mastermind behind that issue's plot:
Sure, "pretended" to be knocked out. You stick with that story, Halloway.
Still, it's a good opportunity to play possum and collect information. To wit:
Yup...no touch-tone, no speed dial...you had to laboriously dial out the whole number: put your finger in the 3-hole, pull it over to the bar, let it go back, repeat 6 more times for the whole phone number. When I think back to how much of my life was wasted waiting for damned phone dials to turn back 7 times for each goddamned call...
But yes, if you were skilled and attentive, you could at least get a fair guess at what number someone was dialing, by listening/watching for how far the dial traveled each time. Real life example: in my youth most numbers in home town Portage started with 32, while neighboring Kalamazoo mostly have 37 or 38...and since the time for that dial to come back from a 2 was a lot shorter than for a 7 or 8, well, by the second number you could already guess with reasonably accuracy where someone was calling.
Sure, it would take lots of practice and skill to get good enough to accurately identify the full number--and I was never nearly that good--but The Angel was!
Great!! So now just whip out your iPhone and ask Siri--oh, wait, 1940, right.
So you've gotta go find a phone somewhere!
Best part of being a super-hero--waking old men up in the middle of the night to use their phone!!
Still, problem solved, right? Just got to phone the operator, and ask, and...
D'oh!! 4-1-1 is a joke!!
Well, there's still one way to solve this problem, the way that virtually every comic and movie and TV show relies on:
Unlikely coincidence!!
Tune in next week for my "back in my day we only had three TV channels and you had to physically go to the TV to change stations" rant...
From Marvel Mystery Comics #14 (1940)
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Tuesday, November 20, 2018
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
The Most Accurate Comic Book Depiction Of How Comic Books Are Produced!!
Well, this going to be interesting...
We're going to get mighty self-referential here, methinks.
You may recall that Timely Comics, much more than most of their competitors, were fervently anti-Nazi in their covers and stories.
So it's fascinating that, in this Timely Comic, we meet the (assuredly fictional) publisher of a line of (completely made up) anti-Nazi comics:
And then he's murdered...
And in a fairly gruesome bit:
Years before KISS or Mark Gruenwald--comics in blood!!
Well, this makes big headlines.
The publisher's brother, now running the company, vows to keep up the anti-Nazi crusade!
But the writer? Not so committed...
Fortunately, many writers in the industry were bold enough to take up the challenge!!
Well, not so much.
The Angel (a.k.a. Thomas Halloway) seizes the opportunity to pose as a comic writer, to flush out the fiend!
Now we get to see a comic script actually being written, and an editor not-really editing!
But lo and behold, the editor is murdered, too!
Well, Holloway is captured, along with the publisher and artist, and put into a death trap, because comics:
And the big reveal: the culprit is the writer!!
And so begins the most accurate depiction of the production of comics in history:
OMG!!
Well, they manage to get out of the descending death trap...and the Angel pursues the Nazi through the comic production area...
Given the death threats and outcry after Captain America punched out Hitler on the cover, you really have to wonder if any of this was sub rosa commentary on real personalities and conflicts in the industry at the time...
From Sub-Mariner Comics #2 (1941)
We're going to get mighty self-referential here, methinks.
You may recall that Timely Comics, much more than most of their competitors, were fervently anti-Nazi in their covers and stories.
So it's fascinating that, in this Timely Comic, we meet the (assuredly fictional) publisher of a line of (completely made up) anti-Nazi comics:
And then he's murdered...
And in a fairly gruesome bit:
Years before KISS or Mark Gruenwald--comics in blood!!
Well, this makes big headlines.
The publisher's brother, now running the company, vows to keep up the anti-Nazi crusade!
But the writer? Not so committed...
Fortunately, many writers in the industry were bold enough to take up the challenge!!
Well, not so much.
The Angel (a.k.a. Thomas Halloway) seizes the opportunity to pose as a comic writer, to flush out the fiend!
Now we get to see a comic script actually being written, and an editor not-really editing!
But lo and behold, the editor is murdered, too!
Well, Holloway is captured, along with the publisher and artist, and put into a death trap, because comics:
And the big reveal: the culprit is the writer!!
And so begins the most accurate depiction of the production of comics in history:
OMG!!
Well, they manage to get out of the descending death trap...and the Angel pursues the Nazi through the comic production area...
Given the death threats and outcry after Captain America punched out Hitler on the cover, you really have to wonder if any of this was sub rosa commentary on real personalities and conflicts in the industry at the time...
From Sub-Mariner Comics #2 (1941)
Friday, December 2, 2016
Friday Night Fights--Nazi Contortionist Style!!
We're getting goofy Golden Age style today, dear readers, for this week's Friday Night Fights!
The Angel was a prettylame non-memorable hero--just some guy who put on a costume and fought bad guys. He had no powers (although at one point he got a magic caper that let him fly, because comics).
Anyway, dozens of scientists have gone missing, at the same time there have been unusual python
sightings (!?!):
See?
Anyhoo, the Angel goes to investigate...
"Ramsack"?? (OK, Merriam-Webster says that's a "dialectal variant" of ransacked, so I guess we'll let it pass...
YOW!!
WHAT?!?!
Oh my sweet lord...
But...
KNOCKOUT!!!
Spacebooger would like some background on this Python character:
Well, he looks like this...
...and this...
...and he's not really a snake, but...
O. M. G.
Nazi contortionist courtesy of Sub-Mariner Comics #2 (1941), by Paul Gustavson and George Mandell
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? I'm pretty certain that no other blog today has brought you a Nazi contortionist personally appointed by Hitler to impersonate a python. So go and vote!!
The Angel was a pretty
Anyway, dozens of scientists have gone missing, at the same time there have been unusual python
sightings (!?!):
See?
Anyhoo, the Angel goes to investigate...
"Ramsack"?? (OK, Merriam-Webster says that's a "dialectal variant" of ransacked, so I guess we'll let it pass...
YOW!!
WHAT?!?!
Oh my sweet lord...
But...
KNOCKOUT!!!
Spacebooger would like some background on this Python character:
Well, he looks like this...
...and this...
...and he's not really a snake, but...
O. M. G.
Nazi contortionist courtesy of Sub-Mariner Comics #2 (1941), by Paul Gustavson and George Mandell
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? I'm pretty certain that no other blog today has brought you a Nazi contortionist personally appointed by Hitler to impersonate a python. So go and vote!!
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