Showing posts with label Grant Morrison. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grant Morrison. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Once Again, Slay Monstrobot Has Successfully Prophesized The Comics World!!

So, 4+ years ago I opined that Grant Morrison should do something with the silly piece in Batman #256 (1974) detailing several versions of what happened if Bruce Wayne had been inspired by something besides a bat:



There are several go examples...go and read the post.

As I wrote then, "DC has held off doing any multiverse stories because they want Grant to do them. So, I'll ask--nay, demand--once more: Why the hell hasn't Grant Morrison done anything with the Legion Of Alternate Batmen?!?"

Apparently, someone was listening, according to an interview with Newsarama:

MORRISON: THE MULTIVERSITY Brings Back Alternate BATMEN From 1974 

I claim full credit, of course.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

The Best Cover You've Never Seen--Superman #417 (1986)

Cover by Eduardo Barreto.

This was an imaginary story, wherein infant Kal-El landed on Mars, not Earth, and totally Barsoomed it up.

If this isn't part of Grant Morrison's Multiversity, they just need to shut down the whole project and start over....

Thursday, October 11, 2012

If Grant Morrison And Lex Luthor Had A Lover Child...

...it might look a little like this:

Portrait of Professor X by John Cassaday in Uncanny Avengers #1

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

New 52 Doesn't Mean Original 52

From DC's November solicit for Action Comics #3:

"Superman, Go Home!" In a startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you, the people of Metropolis turn on their new champion! But why? Plus, shocking secrets from Krypton revealed!

Excuse me? "In a startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you"??

A startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you??

A startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you???

A startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you????

A startling tale only Grant Morrison could bring you????

There were LOTS more I could have run here...

Now, obviously Grant didn't write the sycophantic solicit himself. Still, it is fairly obvious that this is far, far from the first time we've gone to this particular story idea.

Meanwhile, in the solicit for the George Perez-written Superman #3:

Superman finds himself beset as a TV reporter at the new Daily Planet makes a case that Superman brings Metropolis more harm than good...

Wow, another all-new, all-different idea.

We had to do a reboot so we could re-run these chestnuts?!?

Monday, August 15, 2011

Ask The Answer Manic Monday #4--Multiversity

From the Ask The Answer Man column in Green Lantern #105 (1978):

A subtle, prophetic call for Grant Morrison to get off his butt?

It's been more than 4 years since the multiverse was restored, and Dan DiDio said that it was going to left (mostly) untouched for Morrison to play with; and more than 2 years since it was announced that Morrison's "next big project" was going to be Multiversity. Considering that he's now on the much-hyped Action reboot and will in theory be doing the 12 issue wrap-up to Batman Inc next year, it's difficult to see any way Multiversity could appear before 2013, if then...

What's the point of having 52 alternate Earths if you're never going to do anything with them?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Man Of Steel, Or SuperGod??

Superman's career has been a very slow moving pendulum, arcing back and forth between The Man Of Steel and SuperGod.

When Kal-El started out, seventy-some years ago, we all know he was at a much lower power level. He couldn't fly, he could only leap really far; he may have been faster than a speeding bullet, but there was no interplanetary travel or breaking the light barrier; he was more powerful than a locomotive, not strong enough to casually move Earth out of its orbit.

But as time went on, various creators couldn't resist bumping him up on the power scale, giving him more and more powers, increasing his strength to fantasy levels. His "invulnerability" became such that he didn't need to eat, or breathe, or sleep; nothing could hurt him except magic and kryptonite, he could fly into the freakin' sun:

His "super-brain" became a tenth-level super-intelligence, as opposed to mere humans, who are only 6th-level. His super-strength? As a teenager the dude was moving planets around the cosmos:

This explains much of the DC style of storytelling of the Silver Age. When you've allowed your character to become this powerful, he really has no credible adversaries, at least physically. And you can't bring back Luthor, Brainiac and Mxyzptlk every story to try to out-think him or throw magic at him.

So you end up with lots of "protect the secret identity panto" and "convoluted explanation for how this seemingly impossible cover scene came about theater." And of course, a lot of DC Silver Age titles picked up on that style ("hey, it works for Superman!"), although they didn't take it quite so far, as those other heroes weren't so omnipotent, so they could be more regularly challenged by the rogues gallery.

As Marvel began to challenge DC, the pendulum began to swing back, and DC took baby steps to try and make Kal-El a little more relatable. Bronze Age Superman seemed (to my eyes, at least) to be subtly powered down. There was a lot less god-level, moving planets around; they introduced more villains who were able to give Kal-El a hard time (even though, by the old rules, they shouldn't have stood a chance--Terra-Man? Really?); and there was a shift from "Superman creates a puzzle to baffle friend and foe" stories to "Superman is really strong but boy is he baffled by this villain" tales.

Of course, post-Crisis, John Byrne swung the pendulum (most of the way) back with his Man Of Steel reboot.

No more moving planets--hell, no more lifting entire buildings upon his shoulders. No more journeys into space without a ship and an oxygen supply--goodbye to Superman, the interstellar cop.

Yes, Byrne substantially powered down Superman, but aside from the obvious changes, he made a number of subtle tweaks that brought Superman back down to a more human level. There was no more Superbaby or Superboy--Clark Kent grew up a (mostly) normal kid, gradually coming into his powers. He made Krypton a much more remote and alien place, and Clark never found out about it until adulthood--so it exerted much less of a pull on Kent, making him much more an Earthman with a Kryptonian background, as opposed to a Kryptonian living amongst us. Ma and Pa Kent were still alive, further tethering Clark as a mortal human.

After Byrne left, and especially after The Death Of Superman, the pendulum began to swing back the other way. Superman became more and more powerful, and older, discarded powers began to return. After Infinite Crisis, Geoff Johns just flat out undid Man Of Steel (albeit by fiat and gradual revelation, rather than giving us a mini-series or even any explanation). Suddenly Superman had been active as a teenager (and the enlarged Kandorians got their superpowers after 10 minutes of yellow sunlight, undoing Byrne's "it took years to build up"). Suddenly, Superman was a ridiculous powerhouse, able to withstand supernovas that evaporate the planet he's standing on:

That sequence, from Action Comics #867, pretty much establishes Superman as immortal, right? If a supernova can't take you out, what possibly could?

Grant Morrison took things even further in All-Star Superman--he turbocharged Superman's powers even more,to the point where he's effectively Doctor Manhattan: "I can see the electromagnetic spectrum, I can hear atoms dancing, I understand fundamental forces of the universe" (yes, I know I'm paraphrasing Luthor, but he was experiencing Superman's powers--before he became "supercharged"). Superman cures cancer and goes to live in the heart of the sun to keep it from dying. Kal-El was no longer a man, he was a god, experiencing the universe in ways we never could, understanding the fundamental mechanics of the universe (but not deigning to share them with us)...Superman was as far above humans as we are above ants.

Sure, that wasn't in continuity. But now, in Flushpoint, Morrison will be undoing the last vestiges of Man Of Steel. The Kents will be dead, Clark will never have been married to Lois. DC tells us, "This Superman is very much an alien, one struggling to adjust to his adopted home...(h)e is more Kal-El from the planet Krypton than Clark Kent from Kansas." Dan DiDio and Jim Lee have said that all these steps are to increase Superman's isolation from humanity, to accentuate his alienness. And I still half suspect that Morrison will be using this to implement his Superman 2000 Project, conceived with Mark Waid, Tom Peyer and Mark Millar, where in addition to a new costume and no longer being married to Lois, Kal-El would suddenly be "three times more powerful and three times smarter." This from a character already described in the proposal thusly:

Suddenly young Clark doesn’t just know his Ma and Pa through sight, touch, sound--he knows the exact timbre of their pulse rates, he can look at their DNA and recognize their distinctive electrical fields and hear the neural crackle and release of chemicals which tell him they’ve changed their minds about something. And he can do all this, he can scan the entire environment in an INSTANT, with levels of perception we can only imagine...his experiences as Superman are experiences on a level of existence we can only hope to imagine.


There's room for many Supermen in the mythos, just as there are room for many Batmen. But I'll tell you which one I prefer. A Superman who has ties to Earth, who grew up a (relatively) normal kid and then came into his (relatively) non-infinite powers, and chose to use them wisely, is someone I find inspiring, a character I can relate to on a human level: a hero. Someone who is more Kryptonian than Earthling, whose powers and perceptions are so far above mine that I couldn't begin to comprehend them, is a god, not a hero. He might as well be an omnipotent alien race from classic Star Trek that is so far above us we could never hope to understand him, but fortunately, he's benevolent (and who rooted for the Metrons or Organians, after all?). In a choice between Man Of Steel and SuperGod, I choose the Man Of Steel.

Which is not to say that Byrne's run was perfect, or that Morrison's won't be wonderful, or that the friendly neighborhood god of the Silver Age wasn't fun to read. It's not just the concept, it's the execution...although with Superman, the concept is pretty damned important.

But, of course, it's a pendulum, so someday, years or decades from now, someone (perhaps the Siegel & Shuster estates!) will realize they've made Superman too powerful, they've drained any potential drama out of the character and his stories, and things will begin to swing back towards a more human hero.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Oh. My. God.

From today's reveal of the New New New New New Teen Titans:

Tim Drake is forced to step out from behind his keyboard when an international organization seeks to capture or kill super-powered teenagers. As Red Robin, he must team up with the mysterious and belligerent powerhouse thief known as Wonder Girl and a hyperactive speedster calling himself Kid Flash in TEEN TITANS #1, by Scott Lobdell and artists Brett Booth and Norm Rapmund.

I have a few comments:

**AHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet lordy but that's the most set hideous costume design EVER. Dear Jim Lee--please stop. The 1990s are over.

**To the weaselly claims of "not a reboot"--right. Either these are all new characters using the old names, or it's a reboot. "Tim Drake has to step out from behind a keyboard" sure sounds like he wasn't Red Robin before, and there's a conspicuous lack of the Robin symbol on his costume. And a Tim Drake who doesn't know Dominatrix Wonder Girl, W.I.L.D.Cats Kid Flash, or Emo Superboy, and wasn't Robin before...look, there's no way you can do that without a full reboot, or ridiculous selective amnesia.

Sure, it could all be explained with a few sentences; maybe they're all new, and they just used odd phrasing to describe Tim. Yup, sure.

**So, Warner...you spends millions and millions on your lawsuit to maintain ownership of Superboy...and this is what you do with him??

Seriously...at this point I'd rather have Superboy-Prime back.

**Just for the record, that had better not be Wally as Kid Flash...that is a warning, DC.

**This convinces me more than ever that DC is going to do a pretty thorough reboot on Superman himself, and I'd put money on the fact that Grant Morrison is finally going to get to adopt some version of his Superman 2000 proposal. The loss of the red trunks, separating Superman and Lois...these have long been proposals of Morrison, and he's supposedly writing Action. And what the heck...maybe DC can make the "new" Superman different enough to salvage something after 2013...

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Breaking Batman??

So, last week, we were looking at a Batman/Green Lantern team-up wherein:

*Hal Jordan defected to "The People's Republic";

*They beat the living crap out of Hal;

*The U.S. government sends Batman in to bring Green Lantern back;

*Batman got captured;

*Batman beat the crap out of Green Lantern for being a traitor.


Gosh bless Bob Haney, that was only the first 6 pages. So let's continue, along with a bit of a compare/contrast with a more recent Batman epic.

Our heroes' captor, Colonel Vakla, is wisely suspicious that they might be trying to pull some fast one on him, because after all, Justice Leaguers don't defect every day, and Batman doesn't get captured very often. So he decides upon the ultimate test:



Oh, no, not The Demolishment!! (I'm sure it sounded better in the original People's Republicese...damned translators).

First up: Drugs!!


Duh!! Of course Batman has spent a lifetime building up an immunity to iocane posioning--I mean hallucinogenic drugs.

Allow me to compare to Batman R.I.P., wherein Batman was vulnerable to hallucinogenic drugs...but he had a back-up plan to create a fake personality (well, actually, two of them) in case it ever happened.

Next--The Tank!!


Again, to contrast, in Batman R.I.P., Batman was broken by the isolation take, wherein Doctor Hurt was able to implant hypnotic triggers in Bruce's mind. Bob Haney's Batman, though? Tougher than that:


No, Bruce didn't have to create "The Batman Of Zur-En-Arrh" this time around--he just had to be Batman.

Next--The Theatre Of The Absurd:

Prepare yourself, for an Aparo Freak-Out:


Enough to break Batman? Nope.

Or was it?? Batman's not out of the woods yet:



Well, looks like Batman was broken...we even get the "shoot Green Lantern, ha-ha the gun was empty" bit.

So what was behind the final door? What was the final act of The Demolishment?!?


D'oh!!!!

But, guess what--Batman wasn't really broken. You see, that was the whole point of this defection/rescue escapade--to discover the secrets of The Demolishment!!

So why did Batman seem to succumb??

Ah, only pretending. Good old Batman. Even the worst the Iron Curtain had to throw at him couldn't turn him into the Manchurian Candidate.

So there are your two versions of Batman: Grant Morrison's "always prepared for everything" Batman, who could be broken but had ridiculously convoluted schemes to overcome it; and Bob Haney, whose Batman was macho enough not to broken by any of those shenanigans in the first place.

You can decide for yourself which version of Batman you prefer, but let me put this to you: which version had Batman smacking around Hal Jordan?

Case closed.

From The Brave And The Bold #134 (1977).

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Special Preview: What Comes After "Batman Inc."

Grant Morrison has spent the past several years implementing his "everything counts" theory on Batman, where every story published is really in Bat-continuity--albeit sometimes only as hallucinations or drug-induced fantasies that didn't really happen...so I guess they don't really count after all...? "Everything counts--but it was only a dream?!?"

Anyway, Morrison gleefully brought back stuff from the daffiest Silver Age stories, and now, in the pages of Batman Incorporated he's bringing in villains from Batman manga of the 1960s. There truly are no limits to what he will bring into the stories.

Except...where's the Bob Haney? There were no stories daffier, no takes on Batman more insane, than Haney's run on The Brave And The Bold. Bob Haney--who had Batman fake a love triangle with Batgirl and Wonder Woman to bring a villain out of hiding! Bob Haney--who had Batman...not Bruce Wayne, but Batman...be the godfather of a child who turned out to be an evil demon!! Bob Haney--who revealed that the UN has a special anti-industrial spying division, headed by Wonder Woman, who helps Batman fight off a squid, a killer whale and a surgeon gorilla to help one evil billionaire recover his stolen property from another evil billionaire!!!

All I'm saying is, Bob Haney's stuff was just as stark raving mad as anything Morrison has used so far. So, if "everything counts," where's the modern callbacks??

Well, here at Slay Monstrobot we're glad to announce that, after a deep undercover investigation (editors note: there was no investigation!), we've discovered that Grant Morrison will be using a Bob Haney concept. When Batman Incorporated runs its course, after the world knows that Bruce Wayne is funding the Batmen Of The World, there's really only one place left to take the Caped Crusader:

SENATOR BATMAN!!!

Fact: Bruce Wayne was actually a U.S. Senator for about five minutes. In Brave And The Bold #85 (1969), there's an assassination attempt on Senator Paul Cathcart, to prevent a vital anti-crime bill from passing. Cathcart survuves, but he's out of action, the Governor (of whatever the hell state Gotham is in) appoints Bruce Wayne to the post, because Bruce has been a big advocate of the bill, and without his vote the bill will fail (don't ask). Oh, yeah, and Green Arrow gets involved, and there's a crime syndicate headed by Mr. Minotaur, and...well, bottom line is, Batman has to fight his way through assassins and thugs to make it to the Senate chambers just in the nick of time:

Really, that's how the U.S. Senate works.

"There's no Senator Batman in congress--YET!" That's is a clarion call for the obvious follow-up to Batman Inc. In a time of controversial appointments to the the Senate by governors; in a time when our political discourse has devolved to a lower level than a comic geek flame war on the internets; in a time when Grant Morrison is declaring that everything counts; that, my friends, is time for Senator Batman!!!

Please, Grant??

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Love, Bruce Wayne Style

In Batman #297 (1978), Bruce Wayne was on a horse-drawn carriage ride with current squeeze Kim, when the Mad Hatter robbed them and stole her pearl necklace.

Well, after a lot of running around, Batman beat the Hatter, and got the pearls back, and...

As a result:

Yes you are, Bruce...yes you are.

Which, of course, only serves to remind me how much I miss Bruce Wayne as a character. For the past several years, it has been all Batman, all the time, with a few minor exceptions. It makes you wonder why Alfred et. al. had to jump through the hoops to cover up the absence of Bruce after Batman's "death." After all, it's not as if Bruce was ever around anyway.

(Aside...maybe this is a new DC tend? It's been well over a year since we've seen Clark Kent...and when was the last time Hal Jordan appeared in his civilian identity?? DC--where our creators find it easier and preferable to gratuitously slaughter 100,000 people than actually show a hero's private life!)

That's probably why I'm so cold to Grant Morrison's interpretation of Batman. Yeah, it's wicked cool that he's "the most dangerous person in the universe" and that he has a plan for everything and that he can't ever be beaten yadda yadda. The problem is, without a personality, without Bruce Wayne there to fill the cowl, Batman is just a Terminator--the character who can't ever be beaten or stopped, who can out think omnipotent gods and effortlessly take down infinitely powerful characters, is always prepared and never surprised. And frankly, that type of character is boring, if there's no person we can relate to under the cowl. At least, I think so.

That's why The Return Of Bruce Wayne is something of a misnomer, because all we've seen so far is the hyper-competent yet personality-less Batman without a cowl. And Morrison's already told that story--multiple times. And so far, it's not Bruce Wayne who is returning, it's The Batman.

Of course, maybe this is just Morrison's motif for the character--in his run on Batman And Robin, Dick Grayson has pretty much been missing, as well, and the complete absence of supporting cast aside from Alfred makes you wonder what Dick and Damian actually do all day while not on patrol. And in today's Batman #700, covering three incarnations of Batman, there's no trace of Bruce or Dick or Damian actually having a life outside the cowl.

Given the critical reception to Morrison's Caped Crusader, I guess a lot of folks like Batman that way. And there's nothing wrong with that.

But me? I miss Bruce Wayne.

One more time around the park, driver!!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Why The Hell Hasn't Grant Morrison Done Anything With This??

To heck with the Batmen Of All Nations. What about the Legion Of Alternate Batmen?!?

Batman #256 (1974) was a 100 Page Giant. And those always had a few extra pages to fill, and DC usually used puzzles, or factoid pages, or fan-art.

But in this issue, Marty Pasko and Pat Broderick used two pages to do something a little bit different. In the era between the imaginary story era and the Elseworlds era, they started What If...?--several years before Marvel did.

We start with the origin we could all recite in our sleep:

But then they explain their premise:


First stop: what if Bruce Wayne had been in the desert, for some reason?


Next, look out, Aquaman:


Hey, Pat, that is a terribly drawn stingray. Sorry, had to be said.

Then--what if Bruce Wayne were a park ranger?!?


Or an astronomer?


Or just liked to hang around museums??


Ladies and gentlemen, presenting The Scorpion, The Stingray, The Owl, The Shooting Star, and The Iron Knight--The Legion Of Alternate Batmen! (OK, Pasko never called them that, but I did...and you know it's a damn good name).

Look, Grant Morrison is in charge of Batman these days...and DC had held off doing any multiverse stories because they want Grant to do them. So, I'll ask--nay, demand--once more: Why the hell hasn't Grant Morrison done anything with the Legion Of Alternate Batmen?!?

It should be good for at least an 8-issue miniseries, and would be a lot more fun than Zur-En-Arrh...