Showing posts with label Starr Flagg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Starr Flagg. Show all posts

Friday, January 5, 2018

Friday Night Fights--Choose Your Own Punchline Style!!

Let's see...I can make Walking Dead references, or American Flagg references, or...Oh the heck, I'll just let you guys decide on how to view this week's Friday Night Fights!

Starr Flagg--yes, that's her real name!!--is Undercover Girl, a covert agent for the CIA!!

Starr Flagg...goddamn I love comics!

Anyway, she in an unnamed South American country, and her partner has been kidnapped by the nogoodniks. Along with this unnamed lass, whose boyfriend has also been kidnapped, they're sneaking into the evil HQ...




GNYAAAA!!

So, do I go with the punchline about how she's obviously an ancestor of Reuben Flagg, from American Flagg?

Or do I go the Walking Dead route and make so joke about Negan and Lucille?

Spacebooger prefers a League Of Their Own joke...

The girls' team racks one up in Undercover Girl #5 (1952), by Gardner Fox and Ogden Whitney

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because no one else this week gives you Starr Flagg, that's why. So go vote!!


Wednesday, May 11, 2016

How To Spot An American Posing As An Englishman?!?

Do you know whom we haven't checked in on in quite awhile?

Starr Flagg, Undercover Girl!!

Our plucky CIA operative has been assigned to protect Sir Archibald Sexton, the British Egyptologist who seems to be the only one who can prevent a faction of "zealots" from taking over the Suez Canal and the oil fields!!

Unfortunately, she gets there a bit late...

...but she still saves him!!

As he briefs her on the goings-on...




Geez, it's hard for this guy to be more British--the "harumphs," the monocle, the mustache...good gosh, all he needs is a pit helmet or an umbrella and he's this guy:

Sadly, Starr reneges on her pledge to "not let him out of her sight." And so while she's off making herself pretty for the journey...


Can the imposter fool Undercover Girl?!?

He certainly talks a good game...

Definitely 100% English!!!

But you can't fool Starr Flagg for long!!

Can YOU tell how Starr spotted the fake?!?

After some intrigue and adventures, she deals with the bad guys and rescues Sir Archibald. But he's asking the same question you are...


What...??

Now, I'm left-handed, so the oppressive etiquette rules of the fascist right-handed world have largely been ignored by me. And as far as I know, I've never shared a dinner table with someone from jolly old England.

So, British friends, is it true that "Englishmen never shift their forks to their right hand when they eat. They use their left hand with the fork"?? Is this a thing?

I mean, comic books would never lie about something like that, would they?

I am reminded of this bit from Inglourious Basterds:

Damn, maybe eating and drinking etiquette rules are the key to good spycraft!!

From Manhunt #10 (1948) as reprinted in Manhunt #13 (1952)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Undercover Angel

It's time for another adventure of...

Starr Flagg, Undercover Girl--the CIA agent with two Rs, two Gs, and...nah, can't do it, too obvious a joke.

Anyway, famous radio newsman Floyd Armitage is about to go live with the biggest scoop of his career, when...


So big was Floyd's scoop, that the CIA was called in...which, of course, means interrupting Starr's bubble bath!!

And the police really do need her help!


The "stunt" is searching Armitage's apartment...where she's ambushed by the killer. Said killer escapes, but leaves behind a valuable clue!!

PRO-TIP: Mystery killers, do NOT bring along incriminating stuff like programs from your workplace when you're killing or breaking and entering...you'll only drop it!

One outfit change and one quick jaunt to the carnival later, Starr Flagg (great-great-grandmother of Reuben Flagg?!?) uncovers the culprit:

Ah, the old murderer/sword swallower bit...

Of course, you can't bring her to justice without a fight involving at least one scantily-clad female:

And in James Bond style, it finishes atop a carnival ride!!

OK, so she's not the toughest sword-swallowing murderess out there...

But the important thing is, the sword-swallowess coughed up the info...and that why today, newscasters aren't murdered live on the air every day!

Stay tuned for more adventures of Starr Flagg in the near future!!

From Undercover Girl #5 (1954), reprinted from Manhunt #6 (1948)