Geist - Blueprints To Moderate Sedation
Self-released 2023
Sludge Metal
Rated: ******
Imagine you're a Young Medieval Knight: Brash, cocky. fearless. You've trained hard and this is YOUR day! The Princess dropped her lace and you took up the gauntlet, visions of a castle and lands swimming in your head... Your heart sinks when the King beckons forth his Champion - The Black Knight: Immovable, Irrepressible, Infallible. 78 recorded deaths in the arena. But, it's YOUR day...defeat him and you will be Legend! Taking up your lance, you aim with precision and career down the jousting course, confident that You will out! Ever nearer he thunders towards you, hell-bent on your demise. You see the weak point under his armor and steady yourself for the killing blow... but, He swerves... the lance misses and you have a split-second of total horror as you see the mace unfurl from its chain... next thing you know, you're gurgling your last rasping breaths with a crater where your face once was. The Princess and most of the crowd look away, sickened and as the light dims on your world, You realize your folly. GEIST is The Black Knight. "Blueprints To Moderate Sedation" is the mace...
(Written by Reek of STOOM)