All right, it's pretty obvious that while I'm dedicating myself to this blog, you're all goofing off -- buying presents, making travel plans, arranging for company, purchasing groceries, going caroling, giving out turkeys, working at soup kitchens. Not many people have time to read this thing at this time of year, but I know that you're all thinking about me. While I type away in a dark corner of my basement, I continue to receive Christmas greetings from you very busy, efficient people. Let's see what Santa has brought to the Night Owl nest, eh? "Merry Christmas and all that Jazz," says jacobmrley from Starting Nine . This is an excellent holiday sign-off. There isn't enough jazz during Christmas. Every year, it's Burl Ives, Bobby Helms and horrible, horrible things sung by Celine Dion, but where are the Christmas jazz specials? I need some quartets and quintets with my winter lager. The jazzy wishes came with some jazzy cards,...