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Unwanted Topps gold inserts? We pay top dollar

ATTENTION!!!! What would you do if someone HANDED you a LOAD OF CASH??? Are bills piling up? Can't find the money for your next sneaker payment? TURN YOUR UNWANTED TOPPS GOLD INSERTS INTO CASH !!!! Gold is worth more than ever! And we're paying TOP DOLLAR!!! We're the ToppsGoldInserts4Cash Experts! Located at Main Street and Sycamore, next to the liquor store and across from Quiznos, we offer higher prices than ANY of our competitors!!! We'll buy ANYTHING!!! Unwanted Mickey Mantle gold inserts!!! An Ernie Banks insert that you never look at anymore!!! We'll even take your broken inserts and turn them into CASH !!!! Come on! You've got all these gold inserts just laying around the house!! (*Testimonial from a young woman who looks like she just got out of a dysfunctional relationship, but doesn't look like she's reading off a cue card AT ALL: "I handed in my Derek Jeter gold insert given to me by my first...