Night Owl Cards

It's that time again. It's the one day of the year in which I take a break from baseball musings to devote all of my time to my daughter. It is her birthday today. She hasn't said much positive about baseball since that momentous occasion . Fortunately, one of her gifts will get her to appreciate the best game in the world a little more (it's Wii-related). Happy birthday, sweetheart. In your honor, I am featuring the only relic that you'd be interested in obtaining. No, sweetie, I don't really have this card. But how about if I make a deal with you? I get this card for you and you watch one spring training game on the MLB Network with me. Nine innings. You and me. I'll even limit the personal commentary. No? That's OK. Summer is coming. I've already looked up ticket prices.

I'm off to the show today, and there's no time for a thoughtful post. So I've left you with a little quiz. I don't think any of the questions are serious, but don't let that fool you. There are right and wrong answers. So give it a try. Will there be a prize for the winner? I don't know. If I feel like it. Answers revealed at a point in the near future. Sorry for all the vagueness. I'm distracted. There are cards to buy! 1. This card was sent to me by which blogger (hint: he says 1993 Leaf is the best card set EVAR !)? a) Chris, Nachos Grande b) Steve, White Sox Cards c) Jeff, Card Junkie d) Adam, Thoughts and Sox 2. Pablo Ozuna is flying through the air because ... a) Gravity is for losers b) Eric Byrnes is a fugitive from justice c) He's trying something he saw on WWE d) The dude stole his girl 3. This card shows: a) The end of heavy metal as we know it b) What you can do with a little hairspray c) Clothes in the 80s sucked d) Mark Slaughter was ...