Night Owl Cards

Yeah, we all know this isn't cool. Or at least I hope we do. But what about collecting and driving? Here are a few helpful tips for card collectors about what NOT to do while driving. You and your vehicle will thank me: 1. DO NOT open packs of cards while driving. Or at the very least, don't open blister packs while driving. The recoil from opening the pack may send you flying into the next lane of traffic. 2. DO NOT try to read the backs of cards while driving, especially the card numbers on the back of 2009 Topps. The number may look easy to read here. But in actuality, it's impossible. And you could rear-end the car in front of you. Of course, if that car is filled with text-messaging teens, then you've at least provided some poetic justice. 3. DO NOT open your pack of cards while driving and then separate them into piles ... ... of cards you already have ... ... and of cards you don't have. You could steer into the tractor-trailer in the right-hand lane. A...