Night Owl Cards

There's no doubt about it, Topps Chrome blue refractors are pretty cards. The word "pretty" has been used in recent years to describe certain super-fancy cards, and that has made me think: Cards? Pretty? Baseball? Pretty? Guys spitting and swearing and clutching and grabbing and yelling? Pretty? Cards and baseball just don't seem to go with "pretty." Neither does football or hockey or mixed martial arts for that matter. We never used to call cards "pretty." They were cool or sweet or awesome or even "gnarly" for a time. But not "pretty." And I think that's because back then so many of the cards we collected reminded us of our dads. The players looked like our dads. They looked like dad when he taught us to throw, all the while keeping one eye on the football game on the portable black-and-white on the patio. They looked like dad when he gave you that admonishing stare. "Now what did you really feed the dog, Jimmy?...