Night Owl Cards

I have this terrible habit of looking at junk wax -- or "overproduction era" wax, if you prefer -- as so many insects that need to be eradicated. Call pest control! I just saw a stray '89 Topps over by the radiator! "Eradication," in this case doesn't mean destruction -- although I'm sure 1991 Donruss would benefit from someone dumping about a thousand pallets of the stuff in the sea. No, "eradicate" simply means  eliminating it from my want list. There is nothing I find more annoying than knowing that I still have junk wax needs on my want list. I should have these by now! They're everywhere! They're mating and multiplying somewhere this minute! WHY DON'T I HAVE THESE??!!!! This bothers me so much that there are times when I have some extra card cash and instead of buying something useful, like some 1950s card I need, I throw it at some junk wax Dodgers -- because they're pests and they need to be confined to my collec...