Night Owl Cards

I saw my first pack searcher last week. Yup, really. First one. Apparently you people who encounter pack searchers every other week live in areas with lawless card aisles. But our mamas raised us right up here. But this wasn't the typical pack searching scene. And I apologize in advance for what I'm about to relay. I was in Target, shopping for something else. So I was coming from the back of the store. That means that when I turn into the card aisle, I can't see whether anyone is standing there. However, I can SENSE whether someone is standing there. How pathetic have I become? I actually know whether people are shopping for cards before I can see them. So I go to make my turn into the aisle and the first thing I see is that there are two people together shopping for cards. The second thing I see is a butt crack. A female butt crack. It's two girls. The butt crack girl is seated on the ground, doing terrible things to a pack of cards. The second girl is st...