Night Owl Cards

As a kid, one of the great tricks of adulthood was the big people's ability to get me to do what I didn't want to do with a single declaration: "Because I said so." No reasoning. No elaboration. It was an amazing power. And I did whatever the big people demanded. Because they said so. I admit, as an adult now, being able to say those four words and watching some little person do what you want, is a pretty big perk. Unfortunately, that perk wears off when the little person becomes a bit bigger and single sentences don't work anymore. These days I say lots of things that could be considered instructions, orders, advice, etc. And nothing happens. Because nobody is doing anything just because I said so. That's why I honestly don't expect anyone to follow any advice I give out on this blog. I don't expect anyone to do what I say when I rant. And I certainly don't expect anyone to give me cards just because I say I need them. I get ign...