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Sick scoreboard card wars

Let's do a little sick scoreboard faceoff, as that's all I have time for today: Sick scoreboard card #8: 2005 Topps Chrome Randy Winn Vs. Sick scoreboard #9: 1982 Fleer Rick Manning Pluses Chromey Winn 1. It's shiny 2. It's run-with-your-hair-on-fire action 3. It's horizontal 4. Randy's name is Winn and the Mariners appear to be winning. Get it? (At least I think that number is an "8" next to Seattle). Fleerish Manning 1. It's an '82 Fleer. Take pity on wonderful '82 Fleer 2. It's Rick Manning. I stood on a field 10 feet from Manning once 3. It's the Fenway Park scoreboard! 4. Manning is an outfielder positioned in the infield! 5. It's a lot clearer than the chromey card. Imagine that. An '82 Fleer card that is more in focus than another card! Minuses Chromey Winn 1. I can see fingerprint smears. Ugh 2. Mariners vs. Tigers? Zzzzz 3. That red scoreboard dot is disconcerting. It reminds me of those ...

I'm a winner (I think)

OK, brace yourself for a a pretty crappy imitation of Topps TV rip parties (considering I'm not on video, there are no Rip Girls, and I don't own an electric blue jacket or goofy hat): "TONIGHT, perhaps the most anticipated prize reveal of the year!!! The results of my victory in Heartbreaking Cards of Staggering Genius' "Help Me Identify My Dumpster Cards" contest!!!! (golly, that's a lot of words). But enough talk. I wanna rip. Let's get this party STARTED! 2007 Topps Chrome, Joaquin Arias, Junk Autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Niiiiccce! 1 of 1! 1 of 1! 1 of 1! Printing Plate of a Yankee (Don't Get Your Hopes Up)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Omir Santos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got it! We got it! WOWWUH! Jersey Relic from Allen & Ginter 2007!!!!!!!!!!!! Randy Winn!!!!!! Hello! Hello! Wow! (Intermission. Time for the hot dog eating contest! Are you ready?) (Joey Chestnut does his gluttony thing). Jersey relic of a member of the Ta...