Before I begin the Ginta-a-Cuffs III festivities, I would like you to know something. Through four packs, I have pulled five Marlins (Cousins, Vazquez, Johnson, Sinkbeil, Stanton). Five. Five Marlins. Five. I don't even know what a Brett Sinkbeil is. All apologies to Mr. Sinkbeil and to everyone who is up on that stuff who just threw up their hands and said "I can't BELIEVE this guy doesn't know The Sinker! What an idiot!" I know you're itching to tell me who it is. But I don't want to know. My brain is packed with too much information. I am in the midst of learning the most complicated, detailed, crazy insane computer system ever devised, and I have no room for absorbing info about Marlins. Why do you think I quit Twitter? But I just wanted to let that be known. Five Marlins. Five. Oh, how many Dodgers did I pull through four packs? Thanks for asking. Zero is the answer. And on we go with Gint-a-Cuffs III! As you know, I alrea...
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