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A happy Independence Day. I hope you're all enjoying your freedom today. I love my country and I still think it's the best country that has ever existed. I land squarely in the middle of the sanity meter in which one end wants to press system restore a thousand times so we're all living in 1950, and the other end wants us to erase every last vestige of capitalism so I'm sharing a pot of food and a cot in a field with the people who dig through the wrestling video pit at Walmart. God bless you all, and may you always be able to say whatever the hell you want, you very insane people. Anyway, it's been five years since I physically posted on the 4th of July. I've either skipped posting or a filed remotely from some sun-splashed happy land. But I decided this year I owe it to the readers to pay tribute to the Fourth in the form of cardboard. In honor of the 13 original colonies that had their Declaration of Independence ratified by the Continental Congres...