Night Owl Cards

Things to do while your team is being eliminated from the postseason: 1. Around the 5 th inning, leave the room that features the television, but keep the volume high enough so you can hear the crowd. 2. Check the card blogs. 3. Comment on a couple. 4. Go in the kitchen. Evaluate how well you did grocery shopping earlier in the day. 5. Find a snack that, at 4 in the morning, you won't regret eating. 6. Check the TV again. 7. Decide that's a bad idea. 8. Scan, scan, scan cards for the '75 Topps blog. 9. Check the blogs again. 10. Check the TV once more because the towel-waving fools have gone quiet. See Orlando Hudson hit a home run. 11. Leave the TV shortly afterward because Ron Darling is answering a question about hitting again. (Buck Martinez, I know you batted .225 for your career, but when some ridiculous question comes out of Chip Caray's mouth regarding offense , please speak before the ex-pitcher does!) 12. Write out a to-do list for tomorrow. 13. Think of...