MARLEY: I call it mono-railing; TBT calls it "widebody:"...
To be fair, he knows that when we sit on a soft surface without our weight on our legs, our tummies have to go "somewhere" and that is sideways. But he does think it is funny to see us twice as wide as usual.
THIS is a more proper look...
Showing posts with label Widebody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Widebody. Show all posts
Monday, June 01, 2020
Friday, June 08, 2012
Fatty Friday
THE BIG THING: "Pudge" was nappin in the chair today.
This picture really shows why she deserves her nickname!
LOL!
This picture really shows why she deserves her nickname!
LOL!
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Weighty Issues
Iza: Oh Bast, its getting worse. TBT googled Tonkinese an I'm sposed ta weigh only 8-10 pounds MAX! If I have ta lose 4 pounds, I'm gonna die!
I look like THIS:
He thinks I should look more like THIS:
Now tell me, is THAT just wrong for me or NOT?
Um, gotta admit, is DOES look good... Dang, I might be able to climb a tree like that. Evan catch a evil skwerral! Cuz I AM allowed outside iffen I want to go (cuz I dont try ta climb the fence)..
I gotta admit, I sure would be a outside huntress like THAT!
An TBT says he sure would like me better on his lap with a few fewer pounds of weight. Seiriousy, I put his legs to "sleep".
So what do ya think?
I look like THIS:
He thinks I should look more like THIS:
Now tell me, is THAT just wrong for me or NOT?
Um, gotta admit, is DOES look good... Dang, I might be able to climb a tree like that. Evan catch a evil skwerral! Cuz I AM allowed outside iffen I want to go (cuz I dont try ta climb the fence)..
I gotta admit, I sure would be a outside huntress like THAT!
An TBT says he sure would like me better on his lap with a few fewer pounds of weight. Seiriousy, I put his legs to "sleep".
So what do ya think?
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Wensday Weigh Day
IZA: Im in Trubble! We all got weighed today. Last time was almost 3 months ago.
Ayla has gone from 5.5 lbs in July (when her last spay operation was successful) to 9.5 lbs in Toctober, but is down to 9 lbs now.
Marley weighed 12 lbs in Toctober, an is 11 lbs now.
I weighed 12.5 lbs in Toctober, an now I weigh 14 lbs! TBT just looked at me an said "DIET"! Oh this is awful. I pleaded that I was normal weight. He said "Adult female siamese, 8-10 lbs". Ouch! OK, but we think Im really a tonkinese, we're "sturdier". He said "OK, I'll give you 2 lbs for that". Oh Bast, that only gets me to 12 lbs at best!
So I tried arguing that I get all the exercize I can. I run up an down the cat trees, I chase all the mousies he tosses me at dinnertime, an I have to go up and down the stairs ta get to the litterbox. But as soon as I said it, I KNEW that was the wrong thing ta say! If Im getting exercize, theres only one other way ta lose weight - less foods! "Liposuction?", I said, hopefully.
"DIET"
#*@!%#%!
"OK" I said, "how ya gonna DO it?" Ha, THAT set him back!
Or so I thought...
After just a minit, he said he had some ideas:
1. No treats (which are really just Eukanuba kibble)
2. I eat in the Mews Room an get smaller portions of Stinky Goodness
3. He chases me around inside the house an hour a day for more exercize
4. Secret plan he wont tell me
Oh, man, that last one worries me most...
Ayla has gone from 5.5 lbs in July (when her last spay operation was successful) to 9.5 lbs in Toctober, but is down to 9 lbs now.
Marley weighed 12 lbs in Toctober, an is 11 lbs now.
I weighed 12.5 lbs in Toctober, an now I weigh 14 lbs! TBT just looked at me an said "DIET"! Oh this is awful. I pleaded that I was normal weight. He said "Adult female siamese, 8-10 lbs". Ouch! OK, but we think Im really a tonkinese, we're "sturdier". He said "OK, I'll give you 2 lbs for that". Oh Bast, that only gets me to 12 lbs at best!
So I tried arguing that I get all the exercize I can. I run up an down the cat trees, I chase all the mousies he tosses me at dinnertime, an I have to go up and down the stairs ta get to the litterbox. But as soon as I said it, I KNEW that was the wrong thing ta say! If Im getting exercize, theres only one other way ta lose weight - less foods! "Liposuction?", I said, hopefully.
"DIET"
#*@!%#%!
"OK" I said, "how ya gonna DO it?" Ha, THAT set him back!
Or so I thought...
After just a minit, he said he had some ideas:
1. No treats (which are really just Eukanuba kibble)
2. I eat in the Mews Room an get smaller portions of Stinky Goodness
3. He chases me around inside the house an hour a day for more exercize
4. Secret plan he wont tell me
Oh, man, that last one worries me most...
Saturday, July 09, 2011
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