IZA: Oh Bast, Im busted...
Im a kitten. I make mistakes. But I try my best to learn the rules, ya know? Well, I just been advised that I been breakin a big rule. The Big Thing is NOT happy right now. LC or Ayla shouldda told me! I bet they been laffin inta their paws for weeks...
We got 4 litterboxes inna basement. The Big says that is plenty for 3 kitties. He cleans them twicet a day. LC uses them. Ayla uses them. Im not so good about that. I mean, I DO use them mostly (an always fer peein). When I first arrived I was poopin upstairs, cause I eat so much that sometimes I just GOTTA go when the urge strikes. OK, I learned that was wrong...
So I learned ta "hold it" til I reached the downstairs. But no one told me the space unner the stairs was off limits, ya know? I mean, it seemed like a nice quiet place where no one walked, just like outside...
Im in big trouble! The Big Thing does stuff inna basement near the litterboxes, so he is kinna used ta a slight smell. But it got worse. Then one day, there was a real sudden strong smell while none of us were at the litterboxes. So he went sniffin around. Thats when my secret place got found out.
The space unner the stairs is almos completely sealed off, but there is room fer a kitty ta get in. When he followed his nose an wriggled unner the workbench ta unner the stairs, he found a moonscape of poops. I will spare ya the pictures...
Actally, it was kinna funny watchin him crawlin through tight spaces, but he wasnt real happy when he crawled back out. So, Im in trouble...
1. My nickname was Pudge.
2. My new nickname is Poo.
3. I am bein put onna "diet" whatever that is.
4. I'm gonna have ta go ta the V-E-T fer some exam in a few days.
ON OTHER NOOS! Its my first Birfday Monday. We got good foods and games an toys and stuff, so I hope ya will all come by an party wif me.