"Big Floppy Feet"

LC: A few days ago, we referred to The Big Thing's "big, floppy feet". A couple of kitties asked us if they were really that big.

Well, heres PROOF! Lookit how big those things are compared to MY paws. He could smash us flat with either foot! Not that he has, but ya nefer know...


[The Big Thing: "LC, my feet are a little smaller than average".]

Well, you HAVE stepped on mine an Skeeters tails! Deny THAT!

[Can't deny that. But just a couple of times in 14 years! Maybe I shall get a rocking chair...]

ACK! No need ta get mean about this. Dont do anything drastic! I was only sayin...

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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!

Skeeter: "Who"s there?"

"Tanks"...

Skeeter: "Yer welcome!










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Knock, knock!

LC: Who's there?

"Ten Q's"...

LC: Yer Welcome!









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Knock, knock!

Ayla: Who's there?

"Land Shark"

Ayla: "Yer wel.. wait WHAT?. Hey Skeeter, its for you..."










[We decided we liked our original version better...]

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