Sunday, September 24, 2006

A Big Birdie

LC: The Big Thing cooked a big birdie today, and we didn't get a bit of it! It seems that when he heats those things up in the cave heating thing or the outside heating thing, we can't have any, but when he does that on top of the cave heating thing in a pot of water, we can. We don't understand that at all.

He says we'll just throw up because he puts hot weedy smelly stuff on them except when he "boils" them (that must be the heated water treatment). He has watched us begging the other times and he let us smell his hand once after he rubbed stuff all over the perfectly good birdie. Skeeter licked it once and he said that wasn't a good thing to do AT ALL! He drank a whole bowl of water after that (and he peed all dark too, hee-hee).

The Big Thing sure seems to like birdies made that way, though. He gave us some treats after wards. Well, he sure should. We had to smell that birdie, and not have any! Skeeter said he might stop bringing The Big Thing any more mousies, cause he might cover them with that smelly stuff, too.