Skeeter: The Big Thing is stayin up all dark "doin stuff" and I haven't had any lap time all light or dark! He was all happy cause he took a buncha boxes and junk to the landfill. When he was getting rid of the"unusable" stuff, some one disturbed all the big landfill birdies an they left a mess all over his noisy machine. So he spent some time cleanin it, and got all active, an I haven't had any lap time since!
I am NOT happy... I tried gettin his attnshun even down in the basement (where he wasnt even workin on a new kitty condo). He was sur-prised to see me down there and even sctratched me, but it was like I wasnt quite there, if you know what I mean.
And oh sure, he fed us, but that was long naps ago. I dont like it when he isn't "there". Its like we just vanish sometimes...I'd never bite him or anything like that, but sometimes he just confuses me all apart!
I know what's gonna happen next. He will suddenly decide to go to bed an he won't scratch me or let me unner the blankies or nothin. An I will have to curl up inna closet for a long time. An I will be all unhappy an all... It's not right.
Hmm, the sparkly box is on, I can hear the noise. He must have stopped whatever he was doing.
"Hey Skeeter, laptime"...
Oops, gotta go. Right now. Bye.