Showing posts with label Child Support. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Child Support. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

ISBL Asshat of the Week: Joel Kleefisch

If you ever wondered if members of the GOP weren’t living inside the pockets of the rich, then please allow me to direct your attention to one Congressman Joel Kleefisch, our ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Kleefisch, from the great state of Wisconsin and they should be so proud, recently introduced a controversial bill that would allow high-income parents to avoid paying tens of thousands of dollars a year in child support.

Yes, because the rich shouldn’t have to pay for anything apparently.

Now, that was, and is an asshatted move, to be sure, but what secures Kleefisch in the ISBL Asshat category is that the bill he introduced was written with the help of Michael Eisenga, a multimillionaire business owner and wealthy donor to the election campaign of the bill’s author, and William Smiley, Eisenga’s attorney.

To top it off, the bill will help Michael Eisenga to force the court to reopen his divorce settlement so maybe he can play less in child support because, you know, he’s rich and why should he pay for anything.

Kleefisch, naturally, is walking back the idea that the bill will help Eisenga lower his child support payments because he’s certain that the bill is not retroactive. However, the bill, if passed, would require judges to lower child-support payments if they are 10% or more above the amount that would have been ordered using the new requirement meaning that certainly Eisenga’s payment would come down so he could keep his money out of the grubby hands of his children and exes. 

Court documents show Eisenga, a Columbus developer, owner of American Lending Solutions and the former mayor of Columbus, was ordered to pay $15,000 a month for his three children based on his 2010 income of $1.2 million and assets of $30 million, but Kleefisch’s bill, if passed, and Eisenga's divorce case reopened, would prohibit judges from taking into account Eisenga's $30 million in assets in determining the level of child support he's ordered to pay.

But, back to the bill, and Eisenga’s fingerprints on it. 

The drafting record of the proposed legislation includes emails, letters and handwritten notes showing Eisenga and Smiley making numerous suggestions for changes to the bill which would help Eisenga lower his child-support payments. The documents also show Eisenga and Smiley working closely with Kleefisch and his staff to craft the legislation, which will have a hearing before the Assembly Family Law Committee in Wisconsin tomorrow; in fact, there are emails between Eisenga, Smiley, Kleefisch and Kleefisch’s aides proving that Eisenga sought specific language to help his case.

A letter, dated September 5, 2013, from Smiley to Eisenga requests specific modifications to “the portion (of the bill) that would require the court to modify [Eisenga’s] child support order based solely on the passage of this bill.” Then Eisenga sends an email to Kleefisch, his aides Ashlee Moore and Jeff Fitzgerald, which says, in part, “Please have the drafter make these SPECIFIC changes to the bill when she combines them.”

The next day Ashley Moore requested the changes.

Kleefisch stands by the bill and denies that its primary goal is to benefit Eisenga:
“I do a gamut of legislation with the help and assistance of many, many constituents, and whether they give a contribution or not has not made a difference.”
Richard Podell and Michael Collins, the attorneys who represent Eisenga’s former wife in their ongoing child support battles, say that Eisenga made extensive campaign contributions to Kleefisch and other Republican politicians; in fact, Eisenga, along with his former wife, gave $41,750 to several GOP candidates since 2005, and Eisenga has personally donated the maximum amount allowed under law six times to Kleefisch; he also gave $7,500 to Kleefisch’s wife, Rebecca, who is the lieutenant governor.

And Joel Kleefisch signed off on this because … He’s the ISBL Asshat of the Week.

Monday, January 07, 2013

But Your Honor, I Was Just The Monkey Spanker


William Marotta, a Kansas man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple in response to an online ad, is fighting the efforts of the state to force him to pay for the three-year-old girl who resulted from his, um, spunk donation.
He and the two women signed  an agreement waiving all of his parental rights, but the state of Kansas says that since the insemination--and it was of the artificial variety, you know--was not done through a doctor's office or clinic, as required by state law, Marotta can be held responsible for about $6,000 that the child’s biological mother received through public assistance. In addition to future child support.
Kinda makes you think twice about choking the chicken in a sperm bank....in Kansas.
According to the Kansas Department for Children and Families, when a single mother seeks benefits for a child, they try to determine the child’s paternity and then require the father to make support payments to lessen the potential cost to taxpayers. Which of course opens that whole can of, well, worms, about what a father is and isn't in these cases.
Marotta met the two women, Angela Bauer and Jennifer Schreiner, who said they were seeking a sperm donor, though an online ad, and after exchanging emails and meeting, they each signed an agreement relieving Marotta of any financial or paternal responsibility.  The agreement also said the child’s birth certificate would not list a father. But they didn't go to a doctor for the procedure; instead, Marotta dropped his junk off at the couple’s home and the women successfully handled the artificial insemination themselves. Schreiner become pregnant with a girl.
In 2012, the women split up, and Schreiner began receiving public assistance from the state to help care for the girl. And that was when the Kansas Department for Children and Families got into this mess, and filed a court petition against Marotta asking that he be required to reimburse the state for the benefits already received, and to make future child support payments. 
The state contends the agreement isn’t valid because a doctor wasn’t involved. Under a 1994 Kansas law, a sperm donor isn’t considered the father only when a donor provides sperm to a licensed physician for artificial insemination of a woman who isn’t the donor’s wife.
So, how does this work out? If Marotta is deemed liable for public assistance given to the birth mother, is he then also responsible for all the child's needs until she reaches eighteen? And, is he then allowed to become a part of the child's life?
This is a mess brought on by another case of laws not keeping up with science. And of the government trying to weasel its way into affairs in which it shouldn't. Marotta didn't want to be a a parent; he just wanted to, um, add his two cents into the lesbian couple's parental conversation. And the two women didn't want a third parent for their child; they just needed the juice to get their family going.
Now, as I am apt to do, I have made light of the situation, but this could cause all sorts of legal hassles for future couples, gay and straight, married or not, who wish to use a sperm donor to have a family. I seriously hope the case gets thrown out, or else we'll be seeing all kinds of cases of the People v Monkey Spanker.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Random Musings

Well, the ongoing Wake-Up-With-A-Song-My-Head-Every-Morning saga is....still....ongoing. For over a week and a half now, it's been "How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria", though not the entire song, just the lines, "I'd like to say a word on her behalf. What is it, Sister? Maria, makes me Laugh." Seriously, I drove Carlos crazy because I would just spout that for no reason.
Then, the song morphed into " When You're Good To Mama" from Chicago, and I found myself saying, to just about anyone, "So boost me up that ladder, kid, and I'll boost you up yours." I cannot tell you how many heads at work turned when I uttered that little gem.
Finally, after a couple of days of, well, boosting Maria up hers, my brain finally settled on Pink's Perfect. "Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever, ever feel, like you're less than, less than perfect."
I've nearly gone nuts thinking how these three wound up on that loop in my head!


The three frontrunners for the GOP nomination for president are Herman Cain, Mitt Romney and... and... and... ...
Oops!!

I love a coming out story, especially one that just happens.
California assemblywoman Cathleen Galgiani was giving an interview to The Record of Stockton and, during that chat, she came out as a lesbian, saying she hoped her admission would send a positive message to LGBT youth, especially those struggling to come to terms with their sexual identity. 
Her announcement brings the number of openly gay California lawmakers to eight. Her addition would make the Legislature's LGBT Caucus, formed in 2002, the country's largest caucus recognizing openly gay legislators in the country.
Welcome out, Cathleen. Homo HQ will be rushing to you your copy of The Gay Agenda and your Lowes gift card.
Welcome out. [source]


Josh Dallas
The new thing this year on TV is the updated, twisted on it's side, make it dark, make it sexy, fairytale show. 
The kind folks at ABC are giving us 'Once Upon A Time', which re-imagines what might have happened had an evil queen--no....not Elton--sent all the fairytale characters to live with amnesia in a small town in Maine.
Then NBC offered us the far darker, 'Grimm,' sort of a police procedural--a Law & Order: Magical Forest, if you will--about fairytale characters come to life, and how they might fare in today's world with a hot cop on their trail.
David Giuntoli 
Now, while I enjoy them both, 'Grimm' I like better, because it's a bit darker, and less, well, fairytale-ish. But, both shows have some shiny new man-candy going on, which makes tuning in all the moire interesting.
'Once' has Josh Dallas, as Prince Charming, and, I must say, he knows how to fill out a pair of leather riding pants; that's alweays a high scorer on my list. FYI. And 'Grim' has the dark and sexy cop on the trail of nasty fairytale creatures, in one David Giuntoli. He makes me wanna go all Three Little Pigs on him. TMI.
Prince Charming and a Grimm.
I'm in.


How surprising is it that people are rioting in the streets over the firing of a football coach, but when they heard about the child rapist, and those who covered his ass, they just went tailgating instead?


I kind of love all these so-called "religiously affiliated" groups that hate on The Gays. They all use the word "family" in their name, like The Gays don't come from families, or aren't families, or can't make a family. Okay, I don't love 'em, so much as I laugh at 'em.
Case in point: the "Family" Research Council ["F"RC] who awarded Illinois Republican congressman, Joe Walsh, a 100 percent rating as a “True Blue” member of Congress because of his “unwavering support of the family”. This "family" group just loves Joe Walsh.
But, um, Joe may not love family so much; or at least his own family. Joe Walsh owes $117,000 in unpaid child support to his ex-wife. In fact, Walsh, who earns quite the hefty salary, actually refuses to pay his ex-wife to support his children. 
And yet, according to "F"RC wingnut-in-charge Tony Perkins: “We thank Cong. Walsh who has voted consistently to defend faith, family and freedom. Cong. Walsh and other ‘True Blue Members’ have voted to repeal Obamacare, de-fund Planned Parenthood, end government funding for abortion within the health care law, uphold the Defense of Marriage Act, and continue support for school choice. I applaud their commitment to uphold the institutions of marriage and family.”
Just not their own. Apparently. [source].
For someone who denied being gay for quite a while, Ricky Martin is all the way out now.
It seems that Ricky has become a Spanish citizen so that he can now legally marry his boyfriend, Carlos Gonzalez Abella.
It seems Ricky received a “letter of naturalization” from Spain’s government, which allows him to skip many of the steps typically required for citizenship.
The only question now, it seems, is when is the big day.
This story warms the cold depths of my snark-filled heart because it's just further proof that living in the closet is such a dark place, and coming pout, and living openly makes life so much sweeter.
Congrats to Ricky and his Carlos from me and mine. [source].