As I mentioned in Bobservations Andy Cohen was a
drunken raging mess on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show and spouting off about how
Journey is ‘fake’ Journey without Steve Perry, and how Bill de Blasio is a
terrible mayor, and how he loathes Ryan Seacrest. Now, sober Andy “really” regrets slamming Seacrest and
his New Year’s Eve viewers and ABC, though maybe that’s just the sober talking
and the realization that the man he insulted is his BFF, Kelly Ripa’s, cohost
on their morning show. A source explains the regret like this: “Kelly likes Andy, but she adores Ryan. Andy is her friend, but Ryan is her work husband, he is family … What makes matters worse is that Kelly works for ABC. She is very loyal … [and] … calling ABC viewers ‘losers’ [as Cohen did] isn’t cool. One thing is for sure, it’s going to be very difficult to ever ask Andy to fill in on ABC next to Kelly the next time Ryan is off.” And that’s where the truth comes out. Andy Cohen is
jealous that Ryan is on the show with Kelly because Cohen desperately wanted
that seat and didn’t get it, and after shot after shot after shot of tequila
Cohen spewed his venom. Um, Andy, you’ll never get the job now, and most likely will
never be asked back on the show, unless Kelly and Ryan has an Andy Cohen
Raging Drunk Mess Mea Culpa episode. |
Kim Kardastrophe, while she has no discernible talent, is
quite adept at keeping her name in the media … either by dating serial dater Pete
Davidson, who has dated Ariana Grande, actors Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley,
Kaia Gerber, and perhaps Miley Cyrus, among others … or this: The ex-Missus West watched the new Spiderman film, No Way
Home, in her home theater and then took to Instagram to post a series of
spoilers about the film because, again, fame seeking whore. Even more desperate is that Kardastrophe took photos of the
screen and shared them to Instagram, revealing to her 273 million followers
that … I will not tell you what she revealed, sparing those of you who haven’t
seen it, or those of you, like me, who will watch it when it comes to TV and
there’s nothing better on. Kimmy soon realized what a fool she was and thought she
could just hit delete, like she does to her marriages, and it would be like it
never happened, except it did and social media followers were livid:
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: Kim
Kardastrophe and the whole Kardastrophe Klan, ruin everything. |
Of course, as thirsty for attention as Kim Kardastrophe is,
no one is as thirsty for Kim Kardastrophe as one Kanye West. West has been
begging Kimmy to take him back—even though he has been dating a series of
women—and even went on a Kimmy Please Come Home rant while handing meals with the LA Mission on Thanksgiving because homeless
people need to hear a multi-millionaire whine that his multi-millionaire wife
is done with their marriage, So, what does Kanye do now? He
…wait for it, it’s so stalker-ish … bought a Hidden Hills estate right across the street from Kim Kardastrophe’s
Kastle. And he had the money to do so, because it was just last year that Kimmy
paid Kanye $23 million to buy him out of the house. And now they’re neighbors.
Creepshow. |
I know you’ve heard that former Sex and the City co-star,
former The Equalizer co-star, and former And Just Like That co-star,
Chris Noth, has been having a rough end of 2021. Two women have come forward ALLEGING
they were raped by Noth in 2004 and 2005, followed by Zoe Lister-Jones
says Noth was drunk and creepy with her when she appeared on Law &
Order, and a third woman ALLEGES Noth sexually assaulted her
in 2010. In the wake of the ALLEGATIONS, Noth finds himself
out of work, though to be fair, And Just Like That killed him off before
the story broke. And, after his character died on AJLT, while working
out on a Peloton machine, Noth scored an ad campaign with the company, but that’s
gone, too, as is his contract with talent agency, A3 Artists. The icing on the
cake is that Noth’s SATC/AJLT former co-stars released a statement about
the ALLEGATIONS: "We are deeply saddened to hear the allegations against Chris Noth. We support the women who have come forward and shared their painful experiences. We know it must be a very difficult thing to do and we commend them for it." They’re sad to hear about the allegations … they support the
women … standard issue, until you find out SJP blew a gasket over the whole mess
and is said to be livid about the story. Oh, not because Noth was ALLEGEDLY
rape-y and sexually inappropriate with several women but because the ALLEGATIONS
hurt SJP’s legacy as Carrie Bradshaw. Seriously. An insider, and
it’s no doubt SJP’s BFF and henchman, the aforementioned raging drunk Andy Cohen, who also attacked Kim Cattrall for
refusing to do any more shows with SJP, says: “She is fiercely protective of Carrie Bradshaw and livid that she and everyone else at the show has been put into this position. It is not about the money, but her legacy. Carrie was all about helping women and now, under her watch, women are saying that they have been hurt. She takes the power of being Carrie Bradshaw very seriously. With great power comes great responsibility and although SJP knows this is about him, not her, she feels like she has let everyone down.” Let that sink in … ‘SJP knows this is about him, not her’
but she makes it about her. For whom do I feel bad? The women who ALLEGE they
were sexually assaulted by Chris Noth, or SJP? Take a seat, Karen, or maybe it’s something else … It
appears that perhaps And Just Like That will be a one-off and SJP has to
blame someone and since Cattrall isn’t around, she’s ALLEGING positioning
the blame to fall on Chris Noth for ruining her show. |
More Kimmy … Kim Kardastrophe has unfollowed Miley Cyrus on
Instagram following the singer’s live New Year’s Eve special with Kim’s current
for-media-only boyfriend, Pete Davidson, after it was revealed that Cyrus went
to Davidson’s condo after their “Tonight Show” appearance … the same condo
Kimmy was seen sneaking out of just last month. The unfollowing on Instagram is the celebrity equivalent of
two women taking off their hoops in an alley behind the club because one woman
looked at the other’s boyfriend. Of note … Kim is a 41-year-old woman and Miley is twelve
years younger. Grown assed woman. |
Nice news … it seems that Keanu Reeves donated a portion of
his earnings from the original The Matrix movie to cancer research. Reeves
was paid some $10 million upfront for
the 1999 film and earned another $35 million when the movie became a box office
blockbuster, but … he donated 70% of the money—a whopping $31.5 million—to
leukemia research. Reeves’ younger sister, Kim, had been battling the disease
for eight years at the time he made the donation, though she entered remission
in 2001. And Keanu didn’t stop there … he also set up a nonprofit to raise
money for research: “I have a private foundation that’s been running for five or six years, and it helps aid a couple of children’s hospitals and cancer research. I don’t like to attach my name to it, I just let the foundation do what it does.” And he does what he does, and all of these other folks
should take a lesson. |