Snarky Thoughts

A week ago we learned Kevin Costner was trying to get out of his Yellowstone contract, and then discovered that his wife, Christine Baumgartner, wanted out of their marriage contract and filed for divorce after eighteen years of marriage. Costner seems to suggest in a statement that he was blindsided by the announcement—sad when the wife doesn’t tell you she wants a divorce before she tells the lawyers, eh? Baumgartner has asked for joint custody of their three children but did not ask for spousal support.

My Thought: Maybe she left him because he’s trying to get out of a very successful TV show and she’s a big fan or likes the coins the show makes … or, as some say, he may have cheated with someone on the set resulting in the other woman getting pregnant.

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At the premiere of his newest film, About My Father, Robert De Niro announced that he’d become a father … again. The father of six welcomed his seventh child—name and gender unknown—at the age of seventy-nine and claimed the pregnancy was “planned.”

My Thought: De Niro “planned” to be one-hundred-years-old on his latest child’s 21st birthday, and planned on his latest child getting to know his, or her, oldest sister, who is fifty-one?

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Shakira‘s been having quite a few years after she found that her longtime boyfriend Gerard Piqué was dipping his peen into one Clara Chia Marti—which sounds like a cocktail—and then followed that mess up with the Spanish government saying she owed back taxes. But that might all change for the … cray-cray ... if we are to believe that Cult of $cientology poster boy Tom Cruise is interested in dating Shakira. 

My Thought: I think Co$ ALLEGEDLY checked Shakira's fan sites, clicked on her picture and then tapped Add To Cart so Tommy would no longer be single and insane. I mean, CO$ will buy Tommy whatever next ex-wife he wants just to keep him happy and in check.

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Suzanne Somers, who clearly needed a way to get her name back out there, is claiming that she was offered—and declined—one of the first co-hosting slots alongside Barbara Walters on “The View” back in 1997:

“I was originally asked to be on the original ‘View’ with Barbara Walters and whoever else, and I turned it down, and everyone said, ‘Why would you turn that down? It is a national show.' I said, ‘First of all, I have to live in New York. I don’t really wanna live in New York … but secondly, I don’t do well vying for time. And there, you gotta interrupt and butt in and butt out. It’s just not my personality.”

My Thought: Huh, she must be a psychic cause how could she know you’d have to “butt in” and “interrupt” people on a show that hadn’t even aired yet?

PS ABC is not commenting on the story and Barbara Walters died in December 2022.

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It’s been a year since Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello called off The Love Affair of the Century and yet neither one has had much success in love—Shawn tried and failed to convince his chiropractor and Mariah Carey—to be his new beard, and Camila added a single season run as a Voice judge. So, what do they do to reignite their failed and faked love lives and careers: they are spotted  making out at Coachella.

My Thought: This will last until one of them has a hit record.

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I imagine a celebrity loves to see the impact they’ve made in their chosen field, movie, TV, music, whatever, but some sure hate to see other’s names linked alongside theirs.

Amirite Nicki Minaj? You see, Minaj decided to partake in a little self-promotion by Tweeting an article that praised her impact on rap music, but Nicki just had to show her thirst by reTweeting a screenshot of the article but scratched out the names Megan Thee Stallion, City Girls, Cardi B, and Doja Cat who were briefly mentioned in the article.

Gurl, the thirst is pathetic.

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Poor Shawn Mendes is still trying to heal from his November 2021 “split” from singer Camila Cabello by whining that, at twenty-three, he is all alone:

‘“I think that’s the reality that kind of hit me. It’s like, ‘Oh, I’m on my own now. Now I feel like finally, like, I’m actually on my own, and I hate that. That’s my reality, you know?”

And the boy does go on, adding that he didn’t realize “all this s–t that comes after” a breakup:

“Which is like, ‘Who do I call when I’m, like, in a panic attack? Who do I call when I’m like, f–king, on the edge?’”

Mendes and Cabello were together a little over two years.

Man up, little boy.

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Rachel Zegler is the star of West Side Story, one of the ten movies nominated for a Best Picture Oscar at tomorrow’s show, and also won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress for her role in the reboot, but the only way she’s going to the show is as someone’s plus-one or perhaps as a seat filler. You see, the Academy failed to invite Zegler to the show, a terrible miscarriage of justice she revealed on social media.’

Now, it’s not mandatory for performers from Best Picture-nominated movies to automatically be invited to the ceremony, but Zegler sure did want to go, and the movie, though not a huge hit, was well-received, as was her performance.

And, since it appears we have a theme of thirsty celebrities this week, what do you think Rachel Zegler did? She started on Instagram where she posted a series of pictures, including several of her at the BAFTAs last week, which caused several fans to ask what she’d be wearing to the Oscars. Rachel told them she wasn’t invited, and so she’ll be watching from her living room instead, but then, to play nice, said there were no hard feelings between her and the Academy.

UPDATE: Zegler’s thirsty woe-is-me Tweets and Insta stories paid off, because as soon as the news went viral, an invitation was sent Zegler’s way.

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Everyone knows, as Diana Ross famously sings, “You can’t hurry love,” but some Jeopardy contestants think you can hurry up Miss Ross’ age … and when you do, Twitter comes for you.

Karen John and Finn Corrigan, two competitors on Jeopardy last week, learned that the hard way, when they answer this question during Final Jeopardy …

“In 2021 at age 95, this singer achieved a Guinness World Record for the oldest person to release an album of new material.”

… and replied, “Who is Diana Ross?” Unfortunately, they soon found out that the correct answer is Tony Bennett because Diana Ross is certainly not ninety-five!.

An embarrassed Karen Johnson later sent her “deepest apologies” to the legendary R&B singer on Twitter for the gaffe:

“I didn’t really think you were the answer, but was running out of time and had to put something!”

And Corrigan echoed that defense:

“Me too! I knew she was not nearly that old but better to write something than nothing. Just glad we’re in this together.”

Now, Ross did release an album of new music last year, called “Thank You” and also earned a Guinness World Records title in 1993 with the lofty title “Most Successful Female Singer of All Time.”

Not bad for a woman who turns 78 today!

Happy Birthday Miss Ross.

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File this under: Obviously.

Jennifer Lopez has taken a break from parading former, now current, fiancé Ben Affleck down every red carpet she can find—seriously, roll out a red carpet in front of your house and she’ll show up—to promote her latest film Marry Me.

JLo in something called Marry Me? God, she is the picture of desperate. I imagine her sitting around with Ben and saying:

"Hey Ben? What’s the name of that movie I just made?”

And Ben says:

“Marry Me."

And JLo shrieks:

“YESSSSSSSSSSS!”

But that’s not far off, because while promoting the film, she was asked if she wanted to get hitched again and, shockingly, she said:

“You know me, I’m a romantic, I always have been ... I still believe in happily ever after, for sure, 100%.”

Jen? Honey? A few times is three, so with Ben …fingers crossed … you’re bordering on several marriages, and so you just know she’ll marry Ben because if she doesn’t how will she get to marriages 5, 6 and 7?

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Goddess this Bitch is so thirsty she makes JLo seem positively arid.

Madonna, still striving to be relevant, has slammed Instagram as sexist after the social media app ALLEGEDLY removed her latest photo shoot without warning because her nipple was showing.

Madge Madge Madge. You reek of desperation because any idiot knows that you can’t show your nipples and yet you go and do it and when the pictures get cut you cry foul. But the best part of all this is she manages to somehow equate her nipple getting cut with … wait for it … Thanksgiving, by saying this:

“Giving thanks that I have managed to maintain my sanity through four decades of censorship…… sexism……ageism and misogyny. Perfectly timed with the lies we have been raised to believe about the pilgrims peacefully breaking bread with the Native American Indians when they landed on Plymouth Rock! God bless America.”

I give thanks to the thought that her nipple was all she showed, until I saw this photo of her best side:

Seriously thirsty this woman. And is it just me or does she remind you of the Wicked Witch of the East after Dorothy's house fell on her?

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No mask? No vaccine? No job.

The ABC soap General Hospital recently terminated to contract of one Ingo Rademacher because he refused to get the COVID vaccination, and now another actor, 51-year-old Steve Burton, has also been let go.

Sorry, not sorry.

But Jason is the height of class and elegance in his firing because in his last appearance on the show he was sitting down and flashing the White Power sign across his knee.

Racist, anti-mandate unemployed tool. Again, not sorry.

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Seriously, these people simply cannot move on … some nine years after calling it quits Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are still battling it out in court.

While their divorce took eight years to finalize—it’s about a year old now—Frankel and Hoppy will appear before a New York family court judge this week for a hearing involving custody of their daughter, Bryn.

The couple was first granted joint custody back in 2014, though Frankel went back to court in 2017 and was granted sole custody, but the battle raged, and rages, on.

Their daughter is now eleven and by the time these two fools get their act together she will be eighteen and they’ll be no need for custody agreements or parents who were married for two years and fighting about being married for nine years.

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For those of you who believed that so-not-gay Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello were a real couple and truly in love … until they broke up this week …think on this:

Shawn released a break-up ballad mere minutes after the couple split; yes, he wrote and arranged and produced and recorded and released a break-up song with these amazing lyrics while Camilla was still packing:

“If you tell me you’re leaving

I’ll make it easy

It’ll be okay

If we can’t stop the bleeding

We don’t have to fix it

We don’t have to stay”

Even better is that, while Shawn sings [?] about the breakup, he is said to be most heartbroken that Camilla got custody of the dog.

No word on when that song will be released.

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Gosh I love dirt … and now a celebrity stylist by the name of Tamaran is giving me life, and possibly ruining her career, by dishing on who is the absolutely worst when it comes to diva behavior.

Tamaran, who worked as an assistant to several stylists from 2008 to 2017, unloaded about her former clients, like JLo:

“I knew this one for years. There’s a reason why she can’t hold down a costumer or a seamstress. In order to talk to J Lo you can’t look at her. In order to talk to her you have to talk to God.”

And Katherine Heigl: 

“If 2020 was a career, it would be Katherine Heigl. Friends of mine who have worked on set with her and photoshoots have told me that she is extremely difficult and always mad.”

On Jessica Alba: 

“If 2020 was an attitude it would be Jessica Alba…she’s not nice. She loves to rub hummus on her dress, play mind games with you, [and] she does this thing where she talks to you while not talking to you.

On Alexis Knapp: 

“There’s some celebrities who pay, some who take forever to pay, and some who just don’t pay because they think their name is enough … that was Alexis Knapp. [Her 2015 MTV Movie awards look] was one of the most difficult looks to put together. Whilst being fitted in this dress, Alexis decided it would be wonderful to eat a slice of chocolate ice cream cake. Part of the cake melted onto the dress, and guess who had to clean it? Oh, but it gets better … a designer lent Alexis $1,300 worth of jewelry … and let’s just say that she couldn’t ‘find it’. When my boss asked for payment, Alexis responded with, ‘I needed to pay you?’”

Tamaran wasn’t all negative; she said nice things about actor Jacob Elordi, George Clooney and Ariel Winter, and says Carrie Underwood is “the sweetest person on the planet” and Selena Gomez is, “one of the most professional human beings in the industry.” 

Now, I get JLo because she was almost nominated for an Oscar for playing herself in a movie so she has an ego as big as her ass; and I get Heigl because she thinks she’s a major star but she’s really a TV hack-tress looking for work, but that Alexis Knapp?

Who is she? JLo Jr.?

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Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello first became a thing last July and while many thought it was just a stunt that created in a PR firm basement to promote their single and take the heat off the rumors that Shawn is a big old homo, they proved everyone wrong by fulfilling their long-term relationship contract.

And now they are, ahem, “on a break.”

Sources say 22-year-old Shawn and 23-year-old Camila are taking some time apart to focus on their respective music careers even though it was their music careers that brought them together in the first place.

Huh? What? Rumor has it that, after quarantining in in Camila’s Miami home, the two would head back to Shawn’s place in LA, until Camila said, “Uh, naaaa.” But maybe their love will return because their respective representatives say, as a way of proof, that neither has erased the other from their social media accounts.

True love, or just the idea that relationships created for social media never really die …they just face away.

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A funny, makes perfect sense, totally insane, Tom Cruise story about running.

Cruise spends a lot of time in his films running, and now actress Annabelle Wallis, who co-starred with Tom in 2017’s reboot-bomb of The Mummy, is following in the footsteps of Thandie Newton and Rob Lowe and spilling the tea on Cruise Crazy by revealing that no one … no one … is allowed to run in the same shot as Tom Cruise until she let him watch her run. Wallis explains:

“I got to run on-screen with him, but he told me no at first. He said, ‘Nobody runs on-screen [with me],’ and I said, ‘But I’m a really good runner.’ So, I would time my treadmill so that he’d walk in and see me run. And then he added all these running scenes. So, that was it. It was, like, better than an Oscar. I was so happy! I was so happy that I got to run on-screen with Tom Cruise.”

Perhaps it’s because Tom equates women running from him than with him.

Amirite Katie? Amirite Nicole?

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He says he didn’t go under the knife!

Bitch.Please! On the left is a still photo of 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the not-the-least-bit-gay daddy on reality hot mess, Chrisley Knows Best from last March, while on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago.

Looks like his Throw-Back-Thursday went back about 30 years. But Todd Chrisley swears, and stomps his feet and hisses, and swears again that his new look is not the work of Melanie and Ivanka’s doctor, but that it’s just a little Botox and … wait for it, it’s the height of delusional …the work of God.

Again … Bitch.Please!

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Juicy … it looks as if Lori “Big House Aunt Becky” Loughlin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli, also dragged their “social media” star daughter, Olivia Jade, into their college scam scheme.

While Lori and Mossimo finally pleaded guilty to their role in the College Admissions Scandal, by admitting to paying $500,00 to scam artist Rick Singer, to get their daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Rose, into USC by faking some rowing credentials, the prosecutors just  released a memo to the judge in which they explain Lori and Mossimo told Olivia to keep a low-profile around her suspicious high school counselor. It doesn’t help that those pictures of Olivia on the rowing machine, which I’m sure she thought was some kind of Pilates apparatus, are more evidence that she was probably in on it.

According to the prosecution, Olivia asked her parents if she should tell her high school guidance counselor that USC was her first pick of universities, and Lori and Mossimo ALLEGEDLY told her to keep it on the down low. Lori said:

“Yes… But it might be a flag for the weasel to meddle. Don’t say too much to that man.”

Mossimo then called the counselor a “nosey bastard.” 

These new revelations could hurt the deal Lori and Mossimo made. As part of Mossimo’s plea deal, he’ll serve five months in prison, pay a $250,000 fine, and do 250 hours of community service. Lori will do two months in prison, 100 hours of community service, and a $150,000 fine. They both will, have two years of probation after they get out of the Fuller Big House but …

The judge could take this new information in hand and change their sentences and fines and probation, and maybe even send Olivia to jail, too.

Sorry, not sorry. I’d like to see this whole entitled, self-involved cheating lying scheming scamming family in adjoining cells.

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Pete Buttigieg, Democratic presidential hopeful, on how he’s going to deal with countries that are anti-LGBTQ:

“When we show leadership, people respond, and that includes when we show by an election that we’re an inclusive country—whether that’s about an LGBT leader or in some other way—that other country leaders would actually be, to some extent, forced by world opinion to make some advancements. It’s one of the things that’s at stake right now if America is not trusted, is not respected, then it won’t much matter what we have to say about that or any other human rights issue.”

Pete wants an America that welcomes everyone and treats everyone equally.

How, in any way shape of form, in anyone’s mind, is that a bad thing?

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Karen Pence, homophobe and wife of Vice President Michael Elisabeth Pence, on Pete Buttigieg’s questioning of her “husband’s” faith:

“It’s kind of funny because I don’t think the vice president does have a problem with him. But I think it’s helping Pete to get some notoriety. In our country, we need to understand, you shouldn’t be attacked for what your religious beliefs are.”

Says the woman who works at a religious school that denies entrance to the LGBTQ community.

Says the woman whose husband works with, and supports, a man who advocated banning all Muslims from the United States because of their religion.

Says the woman married to a man who tried to make it law that people running a business could use their so-called faith to discriminate, who voted for a constitutional amendment to ban marriage equality, who advocated conversion therapy as a means to fight HIV, who supports the transgender military ban.

That’s Karen and Michel Elisabeth Pence. For them religion is a weapon of intolerance, bigotry and discrimination.

Take a seat, Karen, God is watching you and She isn’t happy.

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Ryan Reynolds, hot actor, on what he thought of Pose actor Billy Porter’s Oscars ensemble, a Christian Siriano couture masterpiece and if he’d ever wear a similar look:

“I loved that guy. He was easily the coolest looking human of that whole night. [And] you know what? The day is young and, man, he made that look good – so who knows?”

Porter was easily the best, fabulously dressed, and I love that Reynolds loves it, and that the idea of dressing like that is something he might actually do.

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Chasten Buttigieg, Mayor Pete’s husband, on his husband, and their future:

“So I’ve had a busy couple months. Never underestimate what can happen when you agree to go on a date with a cute guy from South Bend, Indiana. I now live in a world where people take photos of me in the deodorant aisle at the grocery store, but it is not lost on me that I was able to marry the man I love by the grace of one Supreme Court vote. [One day] I could be the first man in history to pick out the White House china. We need someone in the White House who will sign the Equality Act into law, and luckily I know a guy. My husband Pete Buttigieg—you can call him Mayor Pete—was commissioned as a naval intelligence officer when ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ was still the law of the land, and served a seven-month tour in Afghanistan when a certain vice president was governor of his home state. Peter is ready to serve our country in the highest office, and just as importantly I think America is ready for him. Over the last three months of traveling the country at his side, meeting people from all walks of life, we have discovered that people are united in protecting our values of freedom, Democracy and security. Especially freedom to live an authentic life regardless of who you love or how you identify.”

His husband would make a great president and Chasten would be an excellent First Gentleman.

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Mike Huckabee, former Arkansas governor and daddy of _____’s lying spokes-idiot, Sarah, saying The Gays are the “greatest threat” to America:

“The biggest threat to biblical principles today is the failure to apply a biblical standard of maleness and femaleness. We are creating this illusion that there is no gender, there is no identity, and I’m blaming the Christian Church. [California’s introduction of “no-fault divorce” in 1970 was] when we first started losing that sense of sacredness of what marriage meant. So I’m not really that surprised that same sex-marriage has become in vogue because the Christian Church were the ones who essentially abdicated a strict responsibility about what biblical marriage should look like. There are some people who are in single parenthood, not because they want to be, but because they were forced to be. And we ought to give [them] all the support. But we should never pretend that it is as good as a loving mother and father in a home where a child sees both genders play out their norms because that’s the modeling of behavior that would be ideal for a child to grow up in.”

Um, how do I say this? Oh, yeah, fuck off. This bigot once signed a pledge calling same-sex parents “destructive,” and a “threat to security,” and vowed to sign an executive order to protect “traditional” marriage and prosecute as hate crimes any attacks on the right of religious people to discriminate against LGBT people should he become president.  He has also compared same-sex marriage to incest and drug use.

So, again, fuck off, has been, the only reason anyone talks to you is because your daughter is the goose-stepper rabid dog of a traitorous president.

Quite a legacy, Mike.

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John Kerry, former Secretary of State, praising Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for her part in the Green New Deal, and denouncing the GOP for their complete lack of effort:

“There are a lot of different proposals on how to proceed. I don’t know that any of them are coming from your party or your side of the aisle. Do you have a plan to deal with climate change? I think you said you’re not sure of the science, but my focus is on how we’re going to move forward. In proposing what she has proposed together with Senator Markey, Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez has in fact offered more leadership in one day or one week than President _____ has in his lifetime on this subject.”

Well, that’s because AOC has a brain and uses his, while ______’s head is filled with cheese.

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Shawn Mendes, boy singer, on his Calvin Klein underwear ad:

“[It was] a goal of mine at the top of 2018. As much as it’s a stepping stone for me to play a stadium, it’s a huge moment for me to step in front of a camera and take my shirt off. I don’t see one being less meaningful than the other.”

Wait, so filling a stadium with fans desperate to hear you sing is the same as striping to your skivvies for a photograph and a fat paycheck?

Priorities much?

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Oops, sorry Gwyneth, no one really cares.

Gwyneth Paltrow, who is delusional enough to believe anything GOOP touches turns to gold, was just smacked down, and it feels good.

It seems that the Go-Go’s musical Paltrow produced, Head Over Heels, is closing January 6 after struggling at the box office; it played just 188 times. And this Broadway GOOP debacle comes at the same time that overall ticket sales are booming; Paltrow’s show posted a weekly gross of more than $300,000 just twice during its run, and often played to less than half capacity.

Perhaps if she’d called it GOOP Over Heels and charged an arm-and-a-leg to get in? Nope, it still would have crashed.

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Update on the Paris Hilton-Chris Zylka engagement ring saga.

She’s keeping the ring because, well, we all knew this already, she paid for it. Chris couldn’t afford it and probably would have gone the Cubic Zylka route. 

Just sayin’.

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Years after making her name by doing porn, Kim Kardastrophe is now saying she was in a drug-induced state that caused to strip naked, spread her legs, raise her heels to Jesus and do the nasty for the cameras. KK says ecstasy is the reason she made her sex tape with Ray J, and ecstasy is why she married her first husband Damon Thomas.

No drug-related reasons were given for her subsequent marriages or nude antics.

Kim has been selling her body for publicity for well over a decade now, and now wants people to believe it all started because of a wild time? Well, I’m not buying it, though I’m sure it made for a Very Special Episode of Keeping Up With The Kardastrophes.

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Methinks singer Shawn Mendes doth protest too much.

As is the case with every cute boy singer, people suspect that Mendes is a big old homo. And when he posted to social media in 2016 that he was most definitely not gay, that only added fuel to the Homosexual Fire.

Now, in an interview with Rolling Stone, Mendes said he’s obsessed  with what people say about his sexual orientation and so he’s working really hard at looking and acting more hetero.

He has changed the way he crosses his legs; seriously.

He regrets a video that appeared on social media of Taylor Swift applying glittery make-up to his face.

He says he had a panic attack while watching Love, Simon—about a young man coming out of the closet—and ran from the theater.

He says he needs to be photographed more with girls to show he’s not gay, but isn’t that just getting a beard?

And, oy, he does go on:

“So I don’t usually do this or bring up problems but I was on YouTube just watching some of my interviews and I was going down the comments and noticed a lot of people were saying I gave them a “gay vibe”. First of all, I’m not gay. Second of all, it shouldn’t made a difference if I was or if I wasn’t. The focus should be on the music and not my sexuality. Now I know 99% of you guys aren’t making assumptions like this but this is for the 1% of you that are. I just want you guys before you judge someone on the way they speak or act to think, I want you guys to think ‘hey, maybe I shouldn’t be judging someone’ or ‘wait it actually doesn’t even matter.’ They can do or be or feel however they want to feel. Now I’m not frustrated because people were saying that I was gay at all, I have no problem with that cause it wouldn’t make a difference to me. I’m frustrated because in this day and age people have the audacity to…write online that I’m gay as if it were a bad thing. That’s all I really have to say about that. I just wish those 1% of people would grow up. I love you guys.”

Like I said, methinks he doth protest too much.

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I’d always wondered why Kim Cattrall said ‘No’ to a third Sex and the City movie; sure, there’s that whole Sarah Jessica Parker shiz to deal with, but was there more? Was it the sexting with a child sub-plot?

We know that Big was to die so the film could have been all about Carrie the Widow, as opposed to Carrie the Serial Dater, Carrie the Jilted Bride and Carrie the Wife, but now there’s the story about Cattrall’s character, Samantha Jones, sexting with the 15-year-old son of Cynthia Nixon’s character, Miranda.

Yes, Samantha would have been looking at dick pics of Little Brady Hobbs.

I guess it wasn’t enough for SJP to have Samantha getting fat, or going through menopause, or running around naked and horny in a Muslim country, she wanted to make Samantha a pseudo-pedophile?

Not today Satan SJP.

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It was just a hot minute ago that we discussed Kim Kardastrophe’s newest ALLEGATION that she was high on ecstasy when she married the first time and when she made her porn debut.

But, Ray J, her porn co-star is saying, ‘Hold up, Big Ass, that’s a lie.’

Sources close to Ray J, which really means Ray J, say Kim hadn’t taken any drugs or had any alcohol during the filming; she did, however, smoke weed from a penis-shaped pipe; she’s classy like that.

As for Kim’s claim that she was high on ecstasy because, and she really said this, her “jaw was shaking,” the source says her mouth was trembling because she was getting “f**ked hard.”

Ray J is more than a little miffed because he says she was totally on-board before, during, and after—when her mother, That Woman, whored out the sex tape for coins and fame—filming.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Y’all remember that Les Moonves stepped down as CEO and chairman of CBS after being exposed by Ronan Farrow  for being an ALLEGED sexual harasser? Well, CBS launched an “internal investigation” and, depending on how it went, Moonves could end up with a $120 million severance package; AKA Perv Go Away coins. But now it looks like he may end up with zip …zilch … nada after another ALLEGATION that he covered up a rape.

Talent manager Marv Dauer  once managed an aspiring actress named Bobbie Phillips, and in 1995, he sent her to meet with Moonves—president of Warner Bros. at the time—to discuss the possibility of future TV appearances.

According to Bobbie, it didn’t take long before Les promised her the moon if she’d first thank him in the biblical sense, but before he could, um, finish, Moonves got a call and she ran out of the room. Marv says Bobbie told him Moonves had violated her, and she stopped acting and left the business.

But, recently, Bobbie decided to get back into acting, and Marv decided to represent her again. Marv had heard about that exposé on Moonves, so he called him up  and asked if there was any way he could get Bobbie some work—as a kind of sorry I sexually violated you, but here’s a gig on The Big Bang Theory. Moonves agreed, but said:

“I think I’ll be ok. But if Bobbie talks, I’m done.”

Bobbie was furious that Marv went to Moonves, but wasn’t going to the press until Moonves wen to the media himself and said:

“I strongly believe that the sexual encounter with Ms. Phillips more than 20 years ago was consensual.”

And that pissed Bobbie off, so now she’s happily talking, and that’s where it appears Moonves might lose his big package, severance package, because clearly the man has a tiny … Anyway, Moonves and Marv were texting about the sexual assault and what happened between Les and Bobbie, as well as talking about keeping her quiet in exchange for acting roles, and that could be seen as a coverup, a very bad thing when you’re being investigated for various allegations of misconduct.

I’m’a just say this: take away all his coins. Any man who uses his position of power to assault anyone should be seated next to Bill Cosby in the Attica dining hall while Julie Chen Moonves waits to visit.

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Since we’ve had a field day with Kim Kardastrophe, let’s throw her insane husband, Kanye Kardastrophe into the mix as well, and discuss her fat ass and his fat ego, and their utter lack of anything resembling intelligence or concern for the planet.

Kim claims to be Kanye’s “muse” and often travels with him to help him promote his various ego projects, but Kim also likes to show off her life of excess and idiocy and this last trip was no exception.

Kim and Kanye traveled overseas on a private 747 with about twelve people on board; twelve people on a plane that seats 660 passengers, plus a full crew, but it was just a few sycophants, Kim’s ass and Kanye’s ego, flying on a plane that could have held 55-times as many people as they chose.

I understand they have the money, and he has the ego, and she loves to show off her excessive, stupid, mind-numbingly idiotic behavior on social media, but this is just plain irresponsible.

And stupid; and fat-assed, and egotistical.

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