I Didn't Say It

Tim Ryan, Democratic Ohio Congressman, tearing House RepubliQAnons a new one for voting against creating a commission to investigate the insurrection at the Capitol:.

"Holy cow! Incoherence! No idea what you're talking about. Benghazi! You guys chased the former secretary of state all over the country, spent millions of dollars. We have people scaling the Capitol, hitting the Capitol Police with lead pipes across the head and we can’t get bipartisanship? What else has to happen in this country? Cops! This is a slap in the face to every rank-and-file cop in the United States. If we're going to take on China, if we're going to rebuild the country, if we're going to reverse climate change, we need two political parties in this country that are both living in reality, and you ain't one of them!"

Bravo, sir, for standing up to the hypocrisy and showing the GQP for who they are; they profess to be the Blue Lives Matter party, but not over the life of their beloved con artist criminal whiny little bitch loser.

We need you to keep speaking truth to power. Bravo!

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Ron Johnson, loon and Wisconsin GQP senator, calling the Capitol riot a peaceful protest:

“I was vilified for entering into the record a 14-page eyewitness account of a very knowledgeable observer that really laid out exactly what happened. By and large it was a peaceful protest except for there were a number of people, basically agitators that whipped the crowd and breached the Capitol, and that’s really the truth of what’s happening here. But they like to paint that narrative so they can paint a broad brush and basically impugn 75 million Americans, call them potentially domestic terrorists and potential armed insurrectionists as well.”

I kinda wish these same peaceful protestors would breach Johnson’s house, shit on the walls, steal computers, kill or maim a couple of people and then see how he acts.

Fucking goose-stepping ass.

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Lisa Murkowski, another GOPer suggesting that Thing #45 should testify before a 1/6/2021 commission:

“If you’re really making this a very broad-brush approach, it might be difficult to really get value from a specific type of commission. But again, I think this is something where you need to look closely to the details and how it’s configured. If you put together a commission that is focused on the events of January 6th, I think [the twice-impeached, one-term loser is] obviously a very key individual.”

Careful., Lisa, the GOP goose-steppers don’t cotton to women speaking out against their idol.

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Ethan Nordean, Proud Boys leader, lashing out at the twice-impeached, one-term loser for misleading his supporters on Insurrection Day and then deserting them:

“We are now and always have been on our own. So glad he was able to pardon a bunch of degenerates as his last move and s*** on us on the way out. F*** you, T****, you left us on [t]he battlefield bloody and alone.”

Nordean is among the more than 400 people who have been charged for their part in the deadly assault on the Capitol.

My question for this loon, however, is did you really think that a man who’s spent his whole life caring only about himself would have your back? If so, then you really are that stupid and deserve what you're getting.

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Joe Rogan, former comic, current rightwingnut podcaster, playing the white male victim card:

“You can never be woke enough. That’s the problem. It keeps going. And if you get to the point where you capitulate, where you agree to all these demands, it will eventually get to, ‘Straight white men are not allowed to talk.’ Because it’s your privilege to express yourself where other people of color have been silenced throughout history. I’m not joking. We’ve just got to be nice to each other, man. “And there are a lot of people who are taking advantage of this weirdness in our culture, and then that becomes their thing. Their thing is calling people out for their privilege, calling people out for their position. So, you know, it’s fucking crazy times.”

Yes, it’s about to happen. Straight white men, who run the world, sadly, will suddenly be silenced.

Check your diaper, Joe, you’re a spoiled, soiled little white cisgender baby man.

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I Didn't Say It ...

Tim Ryan, [D-OH], smacking at the GQP for not helping the pass the Protecting the Right to Organize Act, a union organizing bill:

"Heaven forbid we pass something that's going to help the damn workers in the United States of America. Heaven forbid we tilt the balance that has been going in the wrong direction for 50 years. We talk about pensions, you complain. We talk about the minimum wage increase, you complain. We talk about giving them the right to organize, you complain. But if we were passing a tax cut here, you'd all be getting in line to vote yes for it. Now stop talking about Dr. Seuss and start working with us on behalf of the American workers."

The Democrats seek to help the workers of this country, while the GQP focuses on a series of books by Dr. Seuss that were removed from being sold again by the family of Seuss because of their racist wording and illustrations.

Seuss or workers? The GQP picks Seuss.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene, [Q-GA], appearing on Fox News, speaking about refusing the vaccine and  completely unaware of her ignorance:

“It should be a choice. It’s freedom. Having these two classes of citizens. Basically the ones who have taken the vaccine and then the supposed bad people that haven’t taken the vaccine. I would be among that classification of citizens. Myself, probably you, and many others, we feel healthy enough to trust our own immune systems to survive COVID. I think my odds are pretty good and I’m willing to take that gamble. And the government has no right to tell me or anyone else that I’m required to have the vaccine to fly on an airplane, to go in restaurants, to buy and sell in the marketplace, for my children to attend school, or any other freedom and right that we have. The government need to get out of our business and allow us to be completely open and make decisions for ourself with our health.”

First thing, you illiterate nutbag, while I don’t want you to get COVID and die, I would like you to get it and get very very sick.

Secondly, and I know you won’t because, again, illiterate nutbag, think about the hypocrisy of telling the government to stay out of your non-vaccine stance, while you continue to fight to make abortion illegal.

Last I checked, a woman having an abortion didn’t put the public at risk.

Now, fuck all the way off.

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Bernie Sanders, [IND-VT], on the fact that not one member of the GQP coted to help Americans with a COVID relief bill:

“Interesting. The Republican party claims to be the party of ‘the working class.’ Yet according to a recent Pew poll 63% of lower-income Republicans support the Covid relief bill that we just passed—but not one Republican voted for it. They sure love the working people. Riiiight. No doubt.”

The GQP only cares about the wealthy, the corporate, the white. That’s it.

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Lindsey Graham, [Q-SC], playing the same old GQP caravans at the border lie whenever they aren’t in power:

“People will be coming by the hundreds of thousands by the summer. It is a humanitarian crisis. It’s going to be an economic crisis for our cities along the border, and eventually is going to be a national security crisis, because they’re children today but they could easily be terrorists tomorrow. Al-Qaeda and Isis would like nothing better than to hit us again.”

Seriously. Rather than work on COVID relief, rather than work on confirming the president’s appointees, rather than do the will of the people, the GQP and Miss Lindsey always trot out the fear of rapists and terrorists, even child terrorists, arriving at the border in droves.

Oh, and for the record ma’am,. The last terrorist attack in this country was 1/6/2021 when insurrectionists spurred on by GQPers denying the results of an election attacked the capitol.

And you helped.

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Patty Murray, [D-WA], responding to GQP Senator Tommy Tuberville’s proposed amendment to the COVID-19 bill that would have prohibited funding to schools that allowed trans women to compete in women's athletics:

“All students, including transgender students, benefit from participating in sports, to challenge themselves, to improve fitness, to be part of a team. Allowing transgender students to participate in athletic activities consistent with their gender identity in no way disadvantages their fellow students. For the love of God, can’t we just have a little bit of heart and compassion in this world for someone who doesn’t look or live exactly like you?”

It’s that same old bull shit that a trans woman is a man in a dress and these asshats really think a man will dress as a woman so he can compete with women and best them? Seriously?

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Mary Trump, his niece, predicting he won't run for president again, but will pretend to do so:

"It's not that I don't think he will. I think he will pretend to, for sure. Think about how much money he made in the last few months. He made more since [President Joe] Biden won the election than he has in his entire life. I don't think he will let that go so soon. But you're right, there is no way he will put himself in the position of losing again. But the Republican Party seems determined to continue to keep him relevant."

Mary added that she hoped the legal problems facing the twice-impeached, one-term loser will extend to his children as they've taken full advantage of their position and of the American public through violations of the Emoluments Clause and the Hatch Act.

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Eric Swalwell, [D-CA], on filing a civil lawsuit against the twice-impeached, one-term loser, Junior, Rudy Giuliani, and Mo Brooks [Q-AL] for their role in the January 6 attack on the Capitol:

“Unable to accept defeat, [the twice-impeached, one-term loser] waged an all-out war on a peaceful transition of power. He lied to his followers again and again claiming the election was stolen from them, filed a mountain of frivolous lawsuits—nearly all of which filed, tried to intimidate election officials, and finally called upon his supporters to descend on Washington D.C. to ‘stop the steal.'”

And now even the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s own Acting Secretary of Defense, Chris Miller, believes that January 6 speech was meant to start an insurrection.

Try him; find him guilty; lock him up. And as extra punishment put him in the same cell as Junior.

PS Eric is kinda hot.

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