It looks like there’s some movement in Kevin Costner’s
attempts to get soon-to-be ex-wife Christine Baumgartner out of the
family manse. According to Kevin, Christine is squatting in HIS house
because, according to their prenup, she was supposed to get out within 30
days of her May 1 divorce filing. And even though Kevin gave her $1 million to find a
Santa Barbara shack to rent she hasn’t packed her bags because now she wants
almost $250K a month in child support to maintain the, ahem, “quality of
life their three teenage kids are accustomed to" and he says Christine is holding the mansion hostage
until she’s guaranteed a big pay day. Now, all of that seems true given that Christine has
ALLEGEDLY said she will only move when the court orders Kevin to cough
up a dump truck of money. My Thought: Is it too late for Kev and Chrissie to adopt me?
I mean, as one of their children, I could get by on about $100K a month … a
bargain in my mind. |
We’ve all had bad hair days … well, not me, mine always
looks fabulous ... but poor Lana Del Rey had the Bad Hair Day to end all Bad Hair
Days. Scheduled to perform at Glastonbury, alongside Guns N’
Roses, Lizzo, and Rick Astley, Lana was set to take the stage at 10:30 PM but failed to show for an embarrassingly long time because ... wait for it ... her hair took longer than anticipated; Lana acknowledged that her
set might get cut short too because her mop wouldn't cooperate. My Thought: Lana should’a slapped a wing on her melon because,
as if on cue, and in mid-song, her set ended at her scheduled end
time. |
As the Writer’s Guild of America [WGA] strike
rages on,
most actors are supporting the writers’ demands for better living wages in the
age of digital streaming. It’s all about what is fair, unless you’re Kim
Kardastrophe and only care about what’s fair to you. And what’s fair to Kimmy
is crossing a picket line to film a wee spot in next season’s American
Horror Story … I won’t be watching … and took to Twitter to talk about
working, causing writer’s all through Hollywood, who are not writing for TV and
Movies, to post on Twitter that Kim Kardastrophe … not to be confused with
Meryl Streep but perhaps with the woman who brings Meryl her coffee ... is an idiot
and a scab. My Thought: I might be wrong, but I think the plot of this
next season of AHS is the frightening idea that porn stars turned media whores
think they’re actors. They’re not. |
Speaking of Hollywood couples splitting up, the low-rent version
of Kevin and Christine, AKA Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling, are also separating. But unlike the Costner split, this time it’s the man causing all
the fuss, with Dean now claiming that for nearly two decades after the two
began cheating with one another on their former spouses and then divorced those
spouses and married one another, that he is a
victim of “entitled” Tori and her
endless “demands” and that he tried anything and everything to please his wife.
But then, after nearly two decades, he realized that Tori was using “their
marital problems to stay relevant” and so Deano is dunzo. My Thought: Tori has never been relevant. And Dean deserves
what he gets because he picked her, schtupped her, divorced his wife, married
her and then made a bushel of babies. |
The reason for the existence of Maury Povich’s “talk” show was
to have
people on who f**ked one another, leaving the girl pregnant and wondering if
the Baby Daddy was the Baby Daddy. It all boiled down to Maury reading a
sheet of paper and announcing, “You are the father,” or “You are not the
father,’ and cheers and tears would follow. But, after nearly sixty years … I
kid, it only felt like sixty years, Maury got the ax so what is he supposed to
do? Well, he’s actually selling at-home paternity tests to so people can test
themselves at home. My Thought: How much will Maury charge to travel to each home
for the reveals? |