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I’ll admit I know next nothing about Aubrey O’Day except that she’s had Junior’s dick inside of her, but this is far more interesting.

After that last debate, O’Day decided to drop her own October Surprise by spilling the tea on the _____’s … well,  except for the self-appointed LGBQIIA—that’s what she called us when she declared herself an ally—Tiffany.

Aubrey started off by Tweeting that she had been f**ked by Junior more than once … I guess he couldn’t get it right … after meeting him on the fifth season of The Celebrity Apprentice in 2012, but then she turned her attention to the debates. 

When _____ brought up Hunter Biden, Aubrey, who is clearly Team Biden, Tweeted that Junior hates his Daddy—because Daddy loves Ivanka more—and then claimed that Daddy ______ banged an unnamed  Miss Universe from his show, and that Favorite Child, Ivanka, is a down-low Lesbian.

Oh, the shade! Aubrey later deleted that tweet—though nothing tweeted ever really dies, as you can see below—and then even went after littlest _____, Barron, calling him a spoiled little bitch:

“and while we are at it.. I have texts of don jr telling me what a little sh*t a**hole barron is. That they were on the private jet and barron didn’t like his food so he threw the plate across the plane at the attendant. NONE of these people are INNOCENT of being assholes & liars!”

She sent another tweet—also since deleted—that read:

“We need to stop discussing kids.. because Ivanka is a lesbian, yet doesn’t support women’s rights in this administration that she RUNS on the low.”

Now, I don’t know if Ivanka is a lesbian—and if she is, we really don’t want her,  so there’ll be no Toaster Oven coming her way—but I do believe she might be asexual, because she went straight from a Daddy who gropes her ass, said he’d date her, right into gender-neutral Ken Doll, Jared Kushner, who appears to wince whenever Ivanka is near.

Just sayin’.

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Wendy Williams is flailing again.

Last week, viewers of her show noted that she seemed unable to stay on topic, slurred her words, and was a sloppy, incoherent rambling mess; and this is different, how? But when one fan took to Instagram to express concern, former Wendy Williams Show DJ, DJ Boof—who recently exited the show with no explanation—responded that “everyone there is afraid to speak up” and hinted at more trouble for the show:

“Yup exactly and it will all come out. Y’all have no idea what’s really going on and everyone there is afraid to speak up because they don’t wanna lose their jobs. This is going to play out bad. I feel sorry for the workers and victims.”

Well, we’ve been here before; Wendy has struggled with sobriety in the past, including a stint in a sober house back in 2019. And there was the day she fainted on air, and other shows featuring more erratic behavior, which she attributed to Graves disease, a thyroid condition that can cause cognitive impairment … and worse when paired with drugs and alcohol.

And her staff does nothing? This is just another case of hangers on allowing their meal ticket to self-destruct because, were she to quit the show and get the help she needs, their paychecks would end.

Wendy’s show was renewed through the 2022 TV season and that’s a lot of coins for the staff and crew … if they can keep Wendy working.

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Oh, out of touch media whores make the best stories.

Kim Kardastrophe West understands the plight of the average American because when she recently celebrated her 40th birthday, she opted for a simple, low-key affair which involved flying her “closest inner circle” to a private island where they “danced, rode bikes, swam near whales, kayaked, watched a movie on the beach and so much more.”

In a pandemic. But she made sure she reminded her fans … fans? … that her little soiree to celebrate herself is “for most people … something that is so far out of reach right now.” You know, cuz you’re poor and your mother never sold your sex tape to a porn site to make you a “star.” But even better, and more telling, than her being an entitled self-absorbed damn the pandemic I want cake little bitch princess made a point of inviting all her nearest and dearest … except her husband.

Ah, love.

PS Yes, that’s a ‘16’on KK’s Kake, and, no, she’s not 16-years-old … that’s her IQ.

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Then there’s Kanye, who didn’t attend was campaigning for president wasn’t invited, but did send a gift … a hologram of KK’s late father Robert Kardashian that showered KK with reassuring words and compliments and ended like this:

“You married the most, most, most, most, most genius man in the whole world—Kanye West.”

His gift was her dead father saying she’d married a genius that he had never met, or even heard of … That’s so Kanye!

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Oh, dear goddess, she wants to be an actress.

A new movie starring Priyanka Chopra and Sam Heughan is being made, but no one cares about them because …. Celine Dion is going to be in the movie as well.

The film, Text For You, is a remake of a foreign film about texting. Chopra plays a woman whose fiancé dies, and she starts sending romantic texts to his old cell. Trouble is, the old number has been reassigned to Heughan, who is also dealing with the loss of the love, and through the music of Dion they learn to carry on and love again.

Barf. To the movie and Celine Dion.

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It's Snarkurday!

In the Does Nobody Think Anymore file we have the Snapchat story.

It seems the social media app decided to post an ad that gives you the option of either slapping Rihanna or punching Chris Brown … because battery is fun!

But what’s really fun is that after Snapchat decided to run that ad about slapping Rihanna—the victim of domestic violence back in 2009 at the hands of then boyfriend Chris Brown—their revenue plummeted by 3.6% … or $800 million.

I guess folks decided to slap Snapchat for thinking domestic violence is fun.

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I look forward to the day when Beyoncé and Jay-Z realize what idiotic parents they are; it seems the Carters brought little Blue Ivy to the second annual Wearable Art Gala—hosted by Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles—and six-year-old Blue Ivy ended up bidding on some artwork.

Yes, a child was given an auction paddle and bid $17,000 on an acyclic painting of Sidney Poitier. Luckily, Jay-Z was able to wrestle the paddle from her hands and allow someone else to purchase the painting.

And although Blue Ivy lost that round, she kept the paddle, and won the next bid when she offered $10,000 for a piece of art crafted of deconstructed law and medical books created by Samuel Levi Jones.

Thanks to Mom and Dad this child thinks $10,000 is nothing, and maybe it is to Mom and Dad but not to a six-year-old who has no concept of a dollar, much less how to earn one and spend one.

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Back in November, actor-director Dominick Brascia accused Charlie Sheen of raping Corey Haim on the set of the 1980s film Lucas. Sheen denied the allegations and sued the National Enquirer for publishing Dominick’s story.

Now we learn that Sheen and the Enquirer have settled the lawsuit. Sheen’s lawyers have requested the lawsuit be dismissed with prejudice, which means it cannot be filed in the future, a sign that both parties have struck a deal.

Oddly enough, the deal did not involve money.

Just sayin’, if someone accuses you of rape and you settle, but there’s no apology forthcoming, and no money changing hands …

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A few weeks back we discussed the ex-Mister Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, and his request for more child support for their two children. And it appears that BritBrit was none too pleased at giving K-Fed more coins, so her conservator—BritBrit cannot handle her own funds after UmbrellaGate—Papa Spears met with K-Fed and his lawyer, but it did not go easy.

K-Fed asked for his support to be doubled from $40,000 a month to $80,000 monthly—I guess maybe he thinks his kids will be hitting the auction circuit with Blue Ivy—to keep the boys living life at his place like they live life at Mama’s.

Daddy Spears, however, countered with a zero-dollar increase, and then had his team send K-Fed a letter detailing how he should be spend that 40K.

K-Fed was ALLEGEDLY “insulted” at the suggestion, and at the notion that Brit’s people—AKA Papa Spears—ALLEGEDLY threatened to audit K-Fed to see where he was spending the money, and so they countered by informing Team Britney that an audit might show she owes millions in back payments and asked for an income and expense declaration from Britney to see how much she’s making.

Clearly, it’s all about the kids, er, coins, with that family.

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Recently we learned from Fred Savage’s TV mom, Alley Mills, that The Wonder Years was cancelled after a costumer accused Savage and his TV brother, Jason Hervey, of sexually and verbally harassing her. The case was settled out of court, but The Wonder Years was still kaput.

And now there’s new story about Savage still behaving like a douche; a woman named Youngjoo Hwang worked in the wardrobe department of Savage’s now-canceled show The Grinder and filed a lawsuit against Fred and Fox, claiming that working with him was akin to being terrorized.

Hwang claims that Savage would :::gasp::: roll his eyes at her and insult her; and she claims she wasn’t the only female crew member Fred harassed. She says he ALLEGEDLY screamed at other female crew members to stop following him even told them not to look at him.

Youngjoo claims that when she was dusting dandruff off Savage’s tuxedo jacket while he was wearing it, he “violently struck” her three times in the arm. She says a producer told her to say nothing about it because what Savage did doesn’t really count as harassment.

Fox investigated Hwang’s claims and found nothing; they couldn’t find one witness to back up her story and didn’t see anything out of the ordinary when looking at footage. 

Fred Savage gave a statement and was really careful when talking about victims coming out against abuse:

“I have been working in the entertainment industry my whole life and have always endeavored to treat everyone on any set I work on respectfully and professionally. While none of the accusations being leveled at me are true, I wholeheartedly support all people who feel they are being mistreated come forward and speak to human resources and those in charge. We have witnessed so much bravery from those speaking out recently, but I will just as boldly protect myself and my family from those seeking to tarnish my good name. I cannot let these people in particular denigrate me while harming the message of thousands of women and others who have suffered and continue to suffer.”

Right now, it’s a She-Said-He-Said, but we’ll have to wait and see …

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I guess because daddy f**ks porn stars, Junior decided to f**k a “pop star.”

It appears that Donald _____ Junior, currently being divorced by his wife, was a serial cheater who carried on a long-term affair with singer Aubrey O’Day while she was appearing on the Fat Bastard’s reality show. And all while Junior’s wife was pregnant with one of their spawn.

Shades of Daddy, no?

When Aubrey was on The Celebrity Apprentice in 2011, Junior, an adviser on the show, went after her, telling O’Day that his marriage to Vanessa was over. Aubrey claims she fell hard for Junior, which translates to “I love money” but a source, possibly Eric the Dumb One, says Aubrey really loved Junior and didn’t make a play for coins by trying to sell her story or get a payout from the family’s Adultery Vault.

The affair lasted six months or so, with Aubrey really thinking Junior would leave his wife for her. But, ALLEGEDLY, Vanessa _____ found emails between Junior and Aubrey and put the kibosh on it, and Junior came home with his tail, ALLEGEDLY a very tiny tail, between his legs.  A funnier story is that the Fat Bastard got wind of the affair and told Junior to end it; yes, we’re expected to believe a serial adulterer and pussy grabber and porn star f**ker told his son that adultery was bad.

Another good part is that Aubrey O’Day recorded a song called DJT about the end of a magical love affair with a chinless f**kmonkey who went back to his wife.

Sounds like it should have been a hit.

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This is too funny … Lindsay Lohan has a new gig … as the new face of legal directory Lawyer.com.

Seriously. The star of mean Girls, Parent Trap, and various prisons and rehabs has signed to be Lawyer.com’s paid spokesperson for a year.

At least the lawyers will know where to find her, and she’ll be making money to pay them …cuz you know she’ll need a lawyer again real soon.

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