Carlos had a court interpretation the other day, and over
dinner he was telling me about the case of a young Hispanic girl who kept
running away from home, spending days and days at a friend’s house. Well, apparently the young girl had a girlfriend at the
other house and that’s why she kept running away from home. Carlos was telling
m that the girl’s mother was upset because she kept coming home with doohickeys
on her neck. “Hickeys.” “What?” “They’re called hickeys, not doohickeys.” “What’s the difference?” “A hickey is sometimes called a ‘love bite,’ while a doohickey is
a word you use for a tool or something, the name of which you can't remember.” He looked confused. So I called him a doohickey! |
This Tuxedo Memory is from January 2019: “On the chilly days Tuxedo likes to use MaxGoldberg as a
pillow.” And MaxGoldberg never really seemed to mind! Those two boys were the best of friends. |
I just finished watching AHS: Delicate and I am officially
done with the show if it ever comes back. Gone are the days of Jessica Lange, Sarah Paulsen, Evan
Peters, and Frances Conroy to be replaced by Kim Kardastrophe. I’m done. |
Please tell me that I wasn’t the only one who thought that little
piggy was at the Piggly Wiggly or some such? |
Does anyone else find it ironic that the anti-immigrant
crowd wants immigrants to speak English and yet the anti-immigrant crowd
clearly has its own problem with the language? |
Okay, why? Why the need for a belt that is so much bigger
than your waist that when it hangs loose it has a penis drawn on the backside? I mean, I’m not a prude, unzip your pants and let your real
penis fly! |
And here’s the gift that keeps on giving, for those days
when I run out of Fucks to give, I always have a stash on hand. |
Ever notice that when there’s an earthquake in a Blue state the GOP always calls it a sign
from God as punishment for liberal politics, but when tornadoes tear through a Red state all
you get from the GOP is :::crickets::: |
And then we have the latest photograph of our esteemed
Supreme Kangaroo Court of the United States. All hail SKCOTUS! |
Chris Williamson is a fitness model , a reality tv star, a podcaster, a YouTuber and a club promoter but Would You Hit It? |