Showing posts with label Kristin Davis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kristin Davis. Show all posts

Saturday, September 22, 2018

It's Snarkurday!


Sarah Jessica Parker has been accused of a lot of things … she’s wound awfully tight … she can be a huge bitch … and she’s a snobby shoe saleswoman … but is she also … shades of Lohan … a jewel thief?

Maybe so; it seems SJP is being accused by jewelry brand Kat Florence Design of stealing accessories worth $149,501.96.  And you know they mean business because they nailed it down to the penny!

Kat Florence Design ALLEGES that Sarah borrowed some pieces from them in 2016 for after wearing the jewels in a photo shoot and never gave them back. They say SJP asked to “personally borrow several pieces of the jewelry to wear for a few months and then return all the pieces.” They agreed to two months and now it’s been two years that Parker has had the gems, so Kat Florence filed a lawsuit in April; the company’s attorney had this to say:
“It is our position in this case that after a photo shoot as part of the endorsement agreement, Ms. Parker requested that she could personally keep some of the pieces of the jewelry for a few months to wear personally. We agreed and documented what she had. This happened in March 2016. Over two years later, the jewelry was never returned to us. We believe that as Ms. Parker has kept the jewelry since 2016 that she should pay us for it.”
Well, SJP is shocked, shocked I say … or at least her attorney is because he said:
“This is just plain false. SJP was under contract to Kat Florence and was asked to keep the jewelry so that she could wear it on red carpets and other events when appropriate. Sarah Jessica Parker is as honest and trustworthy a person as anyone I have ever met. She has never and would never hold onto anything belonging to someone else. In fact, she has been asking ever since Kat Florence wrongfully stopped paying her to have the pieces returned, but Kat Florence didn’t seem terribly interested in getting them back.”
Um, ambulance chaser? They wouldn’t have asked for all their money back, to the penny, if they weren’t interested in getting it back; and what do you think they do, allow celebs to just take jewelry and wear it and never pay for it?

That’s some business model.
This year’s New York Fashion Week, save for the Cardi B—the ‘B’ is for Brawl—fight with Nicki Minaj, was pretty dull as fashion weeks go, but there was another bit of drama.

Marc Jacobs normally gets to be NYFW’s big “closer” but this year the honor went to Rihanna’s Fenty show and it looked like Marc Jacobs ALLEGEDLY turned it into a pity petty party.

Jacobs’ runway show was set to start at 6PM but for some reason was delayed for ninety minutes, leading many to assume the designer was simply out to ruin Rihanna’s show. See, Jacobs shows typically run like clockwork, but this year, with Rihanna snagging the grand finale did Jacobs delay his Manhattan show so people wouldn’t be able to get to Rihanna’s Brooklyn show by its 7:30 PM start time?

Booth Moore, from the Hollywood Reporter, tweeted about Jacobs’ delay, sharing an image of some of the designer’s empty front-row seats as many in attendance, annoyed by the late start, beat feet to Rihanna’s gig. Still, many celebs stayed to await the late Marc Jacobs, including Nicki Minaj, Emily Ratajkowski, Sofia Coppola and Anna Wintour, although Nuclear Wintour was seen pacing and making phone calls before finally taking her seat as the show started.

Jacobs took to Instagram, as they do these days, to explain his tardiness:
I sincerely apologize to anyone and everyone who was inconvenienced by my lateness at our Spring/Summer 2019 fashion show. For anyone interested, below is not a list of excuses but rather a list of facts. I fully understand people have plans, lives, commitments, flights, families to return to, etc and that I fully RESPECT …
1. The night before the show at midnight, I believed that we would absolutely be starting at 6pm, as planned and it was my intention to do so. 
2. At 3:30pm on the day of the show, I became aware that we would most likely be an hour late. In good faith and hope it was communicated that the show would start at 630pm and that was a mistake. 
3. After years of being beyond punctual and once again, with every intention of remaining so, the fact is, more is always expected from us with fewer and fewer resources. That is not unique to me personally or us as a company. I have learned that I need to adjust to our realities.
4. It was my wishful thinking that we could accomplish all that needed to be done for this show with the circumstances we faced. I was wrong. Not because everyone didn’t make every effort or give it their all and more, life is just that way sometimes. I’ve always been told that, “if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.” With our shows, I always strive to present 7-10 minutes of live fashion theatre that hopefully makes some kind of statement or touch the audience in some way both aesthetically and emotionally. I think we all have to be a little more sensitive and flexible to the fragile state of the live experience. 
I hope anyone reading this will reflect on my thoughts as I have on yours. Sincerely and respectfully,
Marc”
Notice, though, that all his explanations never fully explained why he was late. My money is on the diva-ness of it all, given that he was always the closer and now that upstart Rihanna has taken his place.
I’ve talked Les Moonves before, and what a pig he is to women in general, Janet Jackson, in particular, and now how much of a misogynistic pig he was to Linda Bloodworth Thomason.

She’s the creator of Designing Women, and was, for a time, one of the most powerful women in television. She had a great contract with CBS and lotsa support from CBS executives … until Moonves was made president. Now Bloodworth Thomason has written a piece for The Hollywood Reporter about how Moonves ruined her career because she’s a woman and he hates women:
“This is not the article you might be expecting about Les Moonves. It’s not going to be wise or inspiring. It’s going to be petty and punishing. In spite of my proper Southern mother’s admonition to always be gracious, I am all out of grace when it comes to Mr. Moonves. In fact, like a lot of women in Hollywood, I am happy to dance on his professional grave. And not just any dance — this will be the Macarena, the rumba, the cha-cha and the Moonwalk. You get the idea.”
In 1992, Bloodworth Thomason was given the largest writing and producing contract in the history of CBS for some $50 million. Designing Women was a huge hit for CBS and her Evening Shade was the best new comedy that year. She says CBS chairman Howard Stringer and president Jeff Sagansky attended several Designing Women tapings and had given her carte blanche to tackle any subject, including sexual harassment, domestic violence and pornography.

But by 1995, Stringer and Sagansky were gone and a Les Moonves had taken over. Bloodworth Thomason was producing a new pilot titled Fully Clothed Non-Dancing Women and was concerned how Moonves—a fan of titty bars, or so she’d heard—might feel about the show.

Well, the answer is the show never aired, and Bloodworth Thomason was out at CBS and would not work again for seven years. She ALLEGES Moonves waged against her, turning down every one of her scripts and refusing to allow any CBS-contracted actor to work with her, noting that both Bette Midler and Huey Lewis requested to work with her and were turned down by Moonves. She also ALLEGES that Moonves would not hire any actress who didn’t want to “f–k” and how he once told a popular actress that she was too old to be on his network … and then forcibly kissed the woman.

And she points out that, under Moonves, all the shows featuring and starring brash, funny women were scrapped in favor of male-dominated series.
“I just feel angry. The truth is, Les Moonves may never be punished in the way that he deserves. He will almost certainly never go to jail. And he has already made hundreds of millions of dollars during his highly successful and truly immoral, bullying, misogynist reign.”
Still, again, it’s nice to see the pig fall. And, jail or not, career or not, his legacy will be that of a pig.
Kristin Davis is thirsty for work and clearly still nursing a grudge that Kim Cattrall nixed the idea of yet another sequel to Sex and the City because, to commemorate the 70th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Davis posted a throwback photo of herself with her SATC co-stars … except Cattrall was not in the photo.

Davis chose a photo of herself, Sarah Jessica Parker and Cynthia Nixon at the 2004 ceremony; to be fair, Cattrall wasn’t cut out of the image, but while she was at the Emmys that year, and photographed with her co-stars, Davis skipped those pictures and went Cattrall-less.

Like I said, she’s thirsty for work …or another fifteen minutes.
Faye Dunaway still can’t shake the Joan Crawford-ness of it all, decades after Mommie Dearest.

Last year, Faye “broke up” with her hairstylist because of a nasty spat over the bill and now she’s taken her drama to a new salon.

A source says the staff at the luxe Warren Tricomi salon have had it with Dunaway getting snippy with them. They say on one day, she changed her appointment ten different times, and then finally announced that she was ready and demanded service. When managers told her that she cannot order the staff around, Dunaway Reese Witherspoon’ed them:
“Do you know who I am? I am Faye Dunaway!”
In addition, Faye brings her infamous food scale to appointments and measures out salad and other food, letting the excess drop where it will, and then demanding the staff clean up after her.

And while you may think this isn’t true, the salon’s owner, Edward Tricomi, told the newspapers:
“Faye is fine. I’ve known her 40 years or better. Look, everybody has their moments in time, but Faye is fine. She is not a problem.”
Not exactly a denial, though. And, when reporters called Dunaway for her take on the story, she hung up on them.

She’s Faye Dunaway! Dammit!!
Woody Allen’s a pig, we all know that, but let’s offer up one more example.

It’s about who fathered Rona Farrow with Mia; if you ask Woody, he’ll say he’s the daddy. Mia says there is a “possibility” that she made Ronan with her ex-husband Frank Sinatra but both Sinatra’s widow and his daughter Tina said there was no way Ronan is a Sinatra. And if you ask Ronan, he jokes:
“Listen, we're all ‘possibly’ Frank Sinatra's son.”
Now, for why Woody is a pig, other than that whole sleeping with his adopted daughter mess … he says he considers Ronan to be his kid, but he wouldn’t be surprised if a DNA proved otherwise, but that news would piss him off because … wait for it … oink … oink … he’s spent so much money on Ronan:
“In my opinion, he’s my child. I think he is, but I wouldn’t bet my life on it. I paid for child support for him for his whole childhood, and I don’t think that’s very fair if he’s not mine.”
It sounds like the only one of Mia’s kids he has no regrets paying for is Soon-Yi.

Just sayin’.

Saturday, November 04, 2017

It's Snarkurday!

Last week Andy Cohen was cornered by a paparazzi who asked about Kathy Griffin’s newfound loathing of former BFF Anderson Cooper because he found her ugly display of _____’s bloody head childish and stupid and so now she hates him. But Cohen got the laugh because, when he was asked if he’d spoken to Kathy Griffin about her now lost New Year’s Eve gig, he served up some shade by saying:
“Who?”
Griffin, who recently called her ex-bestie a “spineless heiress” then went after Cohen on Twitter and the people who couldn’t believe Cohen said anything:
“Even when it's on tape, there are doubters? He is NOT kidding w paps. Was my boss for 10 years. Treated me like a dog. Deeply misogynistic”
Seriously. Kathy Griffin is supposed to be a comic who dishes and dogs and badmouths anyone, but she can clearly not handle the heat. Sit down, D-lister.

But, and I love this, Andy Cohen responded to Griffin’s next tirade that he is a coke monster by taking the high ground, right after taking the low road and calling Griffin a “bag of bull sh*t”:
“All I have to say about the mishegas of this weekend, and I only have one thing to say about this bag of bulls—t … it’s so funny, because I was ... standing there all that time waiting for the elevator, and that’s why it kept going on and on — and I didn’t really know how to pivot in the conversation. Like, ‘What, what, I don’t know!’ So I failed my Mariah impression. “So I didn’t land that ‘I don’t know her,’ but can I ask you a question? If you were a comedian and someone said, ‘I don’t know you,’ and it was obvious, like, aren’t there much more important things? How offensive is that in the galaxy?”
It’s offensive to a D-lister trying to stay afloat because it keeps her name in the media.
Well, it’s been four loooong weeks since Kim Cattrall announced she was saving the world from a second bad sequel to Sex and the City and while most members of the cast were, at first, pissed about losing that paycheck, they’ve mostly moved on ... except Kristin Davis.

After hosting the 2017 Princess Grace Awards Gala last week and having E! News ask about the end of SATC, Kristin took to Instagram to write all about it:
“I’m just grateful. I know my co-stars are grateful as well that we have the fan support, that we have each other, that we love each other. We still…maybe we’ll figure out something to do, I don’t know, it would be great.”
Seriously, Kristin? Stop already, it’s a dead horse in Manolos and no one wants to see that. You’d be better off trying to score a Lifetime reboot of Melrose Place.
Go figure ... the Queen of Burlesque, Dita Von Teese, was banned by the Bishop of New York from performing at Bette Midler’s Hulaween Gala last weekend.

Midler had invited Von Teese to perform at the party, which took place at The Cathedral Church of Saint John the Divine, but The Right Reverend Andrew M L Dietsche, the Bishop of the Episcopal Diocese of New York, was not pleased at all and ordered that Von Teese not be allowed to perform inside his Cathedral Church.

The website says it’s a “house of prayer for all people and a unifying center of intellectual light and leadership” but it’s also an event space which can be rented for events ... that don’t offend priests; Priests? Really? I bet a good many of them are dressed like Von Teese under their robes.
Well, once hot actor, 62-year-old actor Christopher McDonald was arrested in Lake Arrowhead recently after he drove his silver Porsche off the highway, crashed into a gas meter at a supermarket, and ended up in an embankment.  And when police arrived, a witness claimed McDonald informed them he was in Happy Gilmore.

Yes, he was so drunk he thought if he name-dropped a crappy movie he’d be let go, and maybe it worked ... police took him to a nearby jail, where he slept it off and was released without bail.

Keep that in mind if you run off the road while drunk ... Happy Gilmore may get you off.
Tyrese was performing in concert recently and decided to dedicate a song to his 10-year-old daughter Shayla.

Clearly, he opted for the musical love note to his daughter because right now he and his ex-wife, Norma Gibson, are fighting over custody of Shayla. Norma has a temporary restraining order for herself and Shayla against Tyrese, but a judge granted Tyrese a 6-hour court-monitored visit with his daughter.

I’m thinking, though, that when the judge gets wind of his love song to his daughter, he might wanna rethink the visitation, because the song Tyrese chose to bond with his child was Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get It On.

Apparently he’s taken a page from the Woody Allen book on fatherhood?
This is rich ... last week Real Housewives of New Jersey’s table-flipping-convicted-felon-ex-con Teresa Giudice took part in a Real Housewives panel discussion—yes, that’s a real thing ... for morons with nothing better to do—and took a shot at Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara.

Teresa told a story ... emphasis on “story” ... about how she took a photo with Sofia at an event, and Sofia stepped in front of her ... a Real Housewife ... to “steal the spotlight.” And since felons rarely forget the sins, real and mostly imagined, committed against them, Teresa hasn’t forgotten ... and says Sofia complained about having to pose with Teresa. Hell, I’d complain to anyone and everyone if it was suggested I share the spotlight with Teresa Giudice:
“We’re in the green room and my publicist from Bravo was like, ‘You’re going to run into Sofia so you’re going to take pictures together.’ ‘Alright, that’s fine.’ I never ask for a picture because I’m so not like that. I don’t care. She didn’t want to take a picture. And I was just like… ‘I didn’t even do anything.’ And I was so mad at myself because I was like, ‘Bitch, I don’t even want to take a picture with you!’”
Says a media whore who sold herself and her husband’s criminal activity for a few coins from Bravo.

Afterward, Giudice’s makeup artist Priscilla DiStasio—most often seen putting lipstick on the pig—says she overheard Vergara ALLEGEDLY say “Why’d you make me take a picture with that woman?”

And, naturally, it got Teresa Two-Head—I mean  that clearly isn’t a forehead up there—to just go off, about Sofia being an immigrant and so she should treat people better:
“I was disappointed and hurt in the way she treated me ... I found it to be very rude and condescending given the fact that I had just met her, and I wasn’t the one asking for the photo. I figured that because we both shared very humble upbringings with families that emigrated to this country, she would have had more humility. I can’t stand her, sorry. I hate to say that, because I’m Italian, she’s Colombian. She has an accent, she has more of an accent than me. You would think that she would be nice—she’s an immigrant!”
Don’t you love it when a media-whoring-reality-hag who spent a year in prison for dozens of counts of bank, mail, wire, and bankruptcy fraud takes the moral high ground and tries to give etiquette lessons to immigrants?
Kellan Lutz, of Twilight fame[?], recently gave an interview and discussed why he will not appear nude on film. Clearly, as you can see, Kellan has quite the, um, body of for work, but you won’t see him nekkid on the big screen ... and he’s blaming it on the fiancee:
“God gave me this body. He gave me the genetics. He gave me the ability to work out. He gave me the drive to do what I do, so I’m going to do it until he takes me out of it. And I also have boundaries for myself and my fiancée. I have dated actresses. Seeing them making out with other guys or sex scenes, it kills my heart. And if that makes you a brilliant actor and win awards—I don’t want awards.”
Well, I’m thinking he won’t ever have to worry about that but Kellan goes on to say that he is so adamant about not winning awards, he had his agent put it in his contract:
“I have a nudity clause. I just don’t think nudity needs to happen. For me, I don’t need to walk out of a shower showing my ass.”
Oh, Kellan, you’re not Daniel Day Lewis, who would probably go nude if the script called for it, and you do have a beautiful body, and. maybe, just maybe, you could have had Channing Tatum’s career if you bared your bum; I mean, it hasn’t hurt him, has it?

And seriously, since the first credit that pops up when your name appears in an article is a film franchise that ended in 2011, you might wanna reconsider.

If only for my sake?

Saturday, October 07, 2017

It's Snarkurday!

Ah, Sex and the City ... a cable show that went on about a year too long that turned into a movie that lasted one film too many. Well, last week we learned that plans for that third SATC film were kaput because Kim ‘Samantha’ Cattrall was the only star of the series and film who realized that it was over ... and should have been before that 3-plus hour Dubai fiasco of a film.

But that’s where the kerfuffle starts because now some of the other girls—and I’m looking at you Sarah Jessica Parker and Kristin Davis—had wanted to make another film simply to pad their bank accounts and now they may have to look for other work; in SJP’s case, it may be a return to Broadway, in Kristin Davis’ case it make be a Starbucks.

One of the ALLEGED reasons why SATC 3 isn’t happening was that Kim was acting like a diva—asking Warner Bros. to finance other film projects for her—and playing the victim.” Kim says she never shut down production with diva demands and clearly states she told them she never wanted to do another SATC. In fact, Kim says she repeatedly turned down producers almost a year ago, and never once implied she was interested and so she’s rightfully peeved that “sources” are trying to smear her:
“And now, now at this very moment it’s quite extraordinary to get any kind of negative press about something that I’ve been saying for almost a year of ‘no’ that I’m demanding or a diva. And this is really where I take to task the people from Sex and the City, and specifically Sarah Jessica Parker, in that I think she could have been nicer. I really think she could have been nicer.”
When pressed as to why SJP is being nice Kim says:
“I don’t know what her issue is, I never have.”
Kim says because she’s a 61-year-old woman she is no longer interested in playing the horny Samantha and she wishes an SATC3 would happen, just without her:
“It’s a great part. I played it past the finish line and then some and I loved it and another actress should play it, maybe they could make it an African American Samantha Jones or a Hispanic Samantha Jones? Or bring in another character. It can be another character. This is what I really believe that this franchise needs another point of view and this could be it.”
That certainly doesn’t sound like a pissed off diva, but more like someone who knows the films, the series, and the character have all outlived their sell-by date.

I mean, what would an SATC3 even look like ... a bunch of fifty-something women sipping ‘tinis in fabulous gowns discussing menopause and AARP?

That doesn’t sound fun at all.
I guess all that metal in his head ...?

Fans of rapper Lil Wayne will be getting refunds after the recording “artist” refused to pass through a security check to enter the Colonial Life Arena in Columbia, South Carolina, and skipped the concert.

When security workers sought to apply “the venue’s standard safety procedures” that apply to everyone, Lil Wayne refused to comply; and because the arena’s management says it wasn’t willing to make an exception for the, ahem, “star”, there was no show.

Looks like a lot of folks dodged a bullet over the weekend ... because they didn’t have to see Lil Wayne “perform.”
Proving that no story, no matter how old, is never too tired to be a part of Keeping Up With The Kardastrophes, the show recently featured the real tea on Kendall Jenner’s infamous I-Solved-Racism-In-America Pepsi ad.

You remember that Kendall was in an embarrassing Pepsi ad back last April that claimed the solution to Ferguson, Baltimore, and every other example of modern racial tension was sippin’ an ice cold Pepsi given to you by a :::ahem::: model.

Kendall kept her lips zipped about the ad—possibly because That Woman saw it as a Very Special Episode of KUWTK—and so it wasn’t until now we get the low down on Kendall’s real—Mama told me to say this—feelings as she sobbed into her confessional camera:
“I would never purposely hurt someone, ever. I would, obviously—if I knew this was gonna be the outcome, I would have never done something like this. But you don’t know when you’re in the moment, and like, it was the most … like, it was … like, it was so … like, I just felt so f**king stupid.”
Like, um, like, ah, shut up. I mean, it only takes a person with the capabilities of reading a script to know that if, in the middle of a race riot, a :::ahem:::: model offered a soda to the warring factions and they suddenly became besties it would be an offensive, er, stupid, ad.

But That Woman knew it would get one of her Demon Spawn more media attention, so go for it!
In the wake of last week’s shooting in Las Vegas male-media-whore Piers Morgan, on the UK show Good Morning Britain, brought in an expert on shooting deaths to speak about it, and her name was, wait for it, it’s completely understandable, Mariah Carey.

Yes, that picture up there, with Mimi lounging in front of a Christmas tree in October looking like one of the Real Housewives of DoubleChinTown was a real thing. I mean, rather than have Scotland Yard, or MI5 ... or even Daniel James Bond Craig come on to talk about the horrors, they gave us Mimi who said:
“I pray for the victims and hope all these can stop as soon as possible. You know, I have spent a lot of time in Vegas and this type of thing anywhere happening anywhere is a huge tragedy.”
Nice, I guess, though why pray for victims; I mean, they’re dead at the hands of a lunatic. But it’s the idea of the gown, and the flipped hair and the Christmas tree in the background that seems to say: Does Mimi know where she is? And so people went off on Piers, who, like the little bitch that he is, clapped back:
“Mariah was booked to do an interview about her UK Christmas tour. Obviously news events in Vegas have now taken precedence.”
Sure, she may have been booked earlier, but the whole set-up, the visual of Mimi and Christmas balls, was all kinds of wrong; still, as he does, Piers went on:
We told Mariah's people before the interview. Her reaction seemed very relevant given she's a performer who often has residence in Vegas.”
Yes, but it’s Mariah Carey who lives in a dream world where people carry her around like a stuffed ... and sometimes overstuffed ... doll, and who calls people lamb and darrrrrrling and is clearly out of touch with reality.

Next up on Piers Morgan, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, Lily from Modern Family will discuss the North Korean nuclear threat ...
Kristin Davis, whose career has consisted of Melrose Place and Sex and the City and little else, has announced that it’s “deeply frustrating that SATC 3 is not happening because Kim Cattrall realized that no one wants to see another incarnation of the TV show brought to the screen and put the kibosh on the sequel ... threequel ... by refusing to be in it.

And so Kristen, who clearly needs the coins, is furious and played into that whole “Kim had a lot of demands” business that sunk the idea of a sequel to a really awful sequel to a film version of a series that went on too long.

But what exactly were Kim’s demands? Oh yeah, she demanded that she not be asked to be in it!
Well, it looks like Blac Chyna and Rob Kardastrophe have finally settled their dramatic Made-For-TV custody battle over their daughter Kream Dream. Chyna had asked for $50,000 a month, and Rob countered with Sofa Cushion Change, and they finally settled on $20,000 a month.

Sources—That Woman—say Rob agreed to the 20K because he wanted a 50/50 custody split and a guarantee that Chyna would drop her domestic violence allegations against him, and since she grabbed the coins, he hopes it makes her look like a gold digger, not realizing it makes him look like a man who paid off a domestic violence victim to keep quiet.

But that’s neither here nor there ... my burning question is a simple one: where the fuck is failed sock maker Rob Kardastrophe getting 20K a month? I mean, unless That Woman is planning a rerelease of Kim’s Porn Tape for extra coins.
Poor Justin Bieber has been trying desperately to rent a huge fancy mansion in Beverly Hills, but the surrounding neighbors aren’t having it.

A source says Justin has ALLEGEDLY offered $100,000 a month—far more than it’s worth—for a house in Beverly Hills and the neighbors are rioting—in Beverly Hills that means calling your attorney and publicist—because they claim Justin has a reputation for not taking care of the homes he rents.

As of now, though, Justin is actually a semi-permanent resident of Beverly Hills because he’s been living in a, not the, Beverly Hills hotel for almost a year.

He must really be a bad neighbor if no one in Beverly Hills wants him in their hood; I mean, actual hillbillies moved into Beverly Hills in the 60s and no one even flinched ... except for Mr. Drysdale.
More SATC3 drama? Okay ... this time it isn’t Cattrall or Davis, or even SJP dissing anyone, it’s one Willie “Stanford Blatch” Garson chiming in; Willie playing SJP’s gay bestie in the film, and is ALLEGEDLY her BFF in real life, too and so he Tweeted:
Dear fans, because I'm "toxic", I'm going to negotiate a contract for 6 months, not come to terms, then say I never wanted to do it anyway.”
He used the word toxic because that’s what Kim Cattrall called all the negative press about her and he Tweeted because SJP wants to keep her hands, and Twitter feed, clean of the drama so she can look pretty and perfect in nice shoes.

But here’s my deal, Willie; in the entire series and the 2 film versions, your onscreen time adds up to about 2% so why are you bothered?

Oh, SJP’s lap dog. Get over it, and maybe try to get Matt Bomer to do a film version of White Collar so you can get a job.