I’ve Seen This Movie

A driver involved in a car accident in the Van Nuys area of Southern California gave onlookers quite the sight to see when he emerged from his vehicle, apparently unscathed, and nude.

The two-vehicle crash occurred and the man’s blue truck collided with the curb and created a bit of a traffic jam when the driver of that truck exited the vehicle through the passenger door, naked, with clothing in his hands. He then walks calmly up the street, away from the accident, dropping his clothes along the way.

 

The Terminator, right?

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Bristol Palin on Keith Olbermann
Bristol Palin isn't happy about being one of Olbermann's "Worst Person In The World" targets for preaching abstinence while being a teen mother.

"Accusing me of hypocrisy is by now, an old canard. What Mr. Olbermann lacks in originality he makes up for with insincere incredulity. Mr. Olbermann fails to understand that in order to have credibility as a spokesperson, it sometimes takes a person who has made mistakes. Parents warn their children about the mistakes they made so they are not repeated. Former gang members travel to schools to educate teenagers about the risks of gang life. Recovered addicts lecture to others about the risks of alcohol and drug abuse. And yes, a teen mother talks about the benefits of preventing teen pregnancy. I have never claimed to be perfect. If that makes me the "worst person in the world" to Mr. Olbermann, then I must apologize for not being absolutely faultless like he undoubtedly must be."


Nobody seriously believes that Bristol Palin knows the meaning of the word "canard," do they?*
 
 
*This is exactly what I thought as I read this. Perhaps the Grizzly Bore's speehicifiers are putting words in Blister's mouth, too.

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The Real Gay Agenda

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Listen Up

I saw this over at Joe.My.God. and needed to help spread the word. Stephen Fry is an openly gay British author, actor, and director, and he has something to say to the Catholic Church. It's long, but it's worth it.

The Intelligence² Debate - Stephen Fry (Unedited)
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Or I'll cut a bitch!

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GOP: There's A Rep For That

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It's funny, cuz it's true.

Maybe It Should Say "But You Didn't"

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This Week In Holy Crimes

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West Virginia: Pastor Sandy Martin Cook sentenced to 20 - 60 years in prison for child molestation.

Alabama: Youth Pastor Charles Miller pleads guilty to possession of child pornography, may get 15 years in prison.

Connecticut: Pastor Vernitt Hoheb charged with sexual assault on 16 year-old parishioner.

Massachusetts: Pastor Ana Paula Almeida charged with rape of 13 year-old. Wisconsin: Pastor David J. Fogderud convicted of obstruction of justice in an altercation at a Burger King where he harassed two teen boys and demanded they accompany him to a Christian rock concert.

Rwanda: Father Emmanuel Uwayezu charged with war crimes in massacre of over 60 students at the Catholic school where he was headmaster.

This week's winner:

Florida: Pastor Robert Riddle will go to prison for 15 years for exploitation of the elderly unless he pays back the $90,000 he embezzled from a 91 year-old woman. The woman's family only agreed to the probation deal because they desperately need the money back to keep her in the assisted-living elderly home where she lives. Riddle has resigned from his church in another scandal over the purchase of a $300,000 personal aircraft. In 1988 he was sentenced to five years in prison for defrauding an Alabama church.

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Connecticut: Pastor Yves Jerome convicted of raping 14 year-old girl.

Hawaii: Pastor Manuel Taboada confesses to molesting 11 year-old girl.

Maryland: Rabbi Jacob Aaron Max convicted of sexual assault. Bonus: Max is 85.

New York: Rabbi Israel Weingarten convicted of sexually abusing his daughter repeatedly over a ten year period.

Australia: Father Kevin Phillips charged with multiple counts of sexual abuse of a minor.

Missouri: Pastor Robert M. Black busted in internet sting for attempted sex with a 13 year-old girl.

California: Pastor Timothy Ryan Jamison pleads guilty to molesting 4 year-old boy.

Ontario: Lou Ann Soontiens wins $2M judgment from Catholic Church in nation's largest ever individual settlement for sexual abuse. Soontiens was impregnated by her priest at age 14. Settlements are pending for 17 other women.

Arkansas: Pastor David Pierce rearrested as charges for sexual indecency with a minor rises to 54 counts.

Indiana: Pastor Charles S. Miller confesses to possession of child pornography.

This week's winner:

California: Pastor Anthony Ireland charged with four counts of raping prostitutes at knifepoint. Ireland claims the sex was consensual and that he is only guilty of not paying the prostitutes because they ran away after the sex with his knife at their throat. Ireland's attorney: “When a prostitute negotiates payment for sex and doesn’t get paid, is that rape?”

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Over the last seven days...

North Carolina: Pastor Joseph Kennedy Ragland arrested for rape of a minor.

Canada: Rev. David Woodall charged with two counts of sexual assault, two counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.

California: Pastor Robert Bowman arrested for possession of child pornography. Bonus: Bowman is the headmaster of a Christian grade school.

North Carolina: Pastor Raymond Bernard Reid charged with rape, indecent sexual liberties with a child.

Australia: Father Canon Barry Greaves sentenced to three years for seven counts of child molestation. Bonus: He was the church's counselor for victims of sexual assault.

Missouri: Pastor Randall Russell sentenced to 15 years for molesting four girls.

New York: Father Richard Ordoñez charged with sexual assault.

Tennessee: Pastor Steven C. Haney pleads guilty to two counts of rape and sexual battery.

North Carolina: Pastor Dana Davis owes over $130K in child support for seven children fathered across two states. Bonus: He runs a fraudulent credit repair scam.

Alabama: Pastor Kenneth Dyar Wood charged with rape of 11 year-old girl.

This week's winner:

Florida: Father John Skehan begins prison sentence for stealing $370,000 from his parish that he spent on his girlfriend, homes, property, and vacations. Bonus: Skehan is 81. Extra bonus: In February Skehan's successor, Father Francis Guinan, was sentenced to four years in prison for stealing $100K from the parish. Which he spent on his girlfriend, gambling, and vacations. St. Vincent's in Delray Beach just can't catch a break, y'all.

These Are People We Trust?

Every week I see one of these over at Joe.My.God and every week it fascinates me because these are the people we are told we can trust and infuriates me because these are the people we are told we can trust and saddens me because these are the people we are told we can trust.

For whatever reason, here's This Week In Holy Crime from Joe.My.God.

Over the last seven days....

Florida: Pastor James Harris arrested for filming high school football players having sex in return for the promise of NFL careers. Some say this has gone on for decades.

California: Father Antonio Cortes arrested for unlawful sexual behavior with a minor.

Kansas: Pastor Alfred White nearly beats woman to death in dispute over whether he fathered her baby.

West Virginia: Pastor Timothy Edmunds sentenced to 10-20 years for sexual assault of minor.

Arizona: Pastor Charles Carfrey charged with sexual conduct with a minor, sexual abuse, and running a crime syndicate.

California: Pastors Richard and Philip Cunningham (father and son) charged with embezzling over $1M from their church.

Delaware: Pastor Timothy McDorman arrested for rape and possession of child pornography.

Washington: Youth minister Bryce Record charged with molesting five girls and one boy ages 3-9 years old.

New York: Pastors Gregorio Gonzalez and Gerardo Bello charged with grand larceny and scheme to defraud in selling of bogus immigration papers.

Missouri: Pastor David Ballinger confesses to molesting two girls under 14.

This week's winner:

New York - Four ministers in the Queens-based Local Christian Assembly Church charged with defrauding congregants of $9.3M in an investment scam that "preyed on the elderly and disabled." The men of God spent their parishioners' millions on jewelry, vacations, designer clothes, and a $200,000 Bentley.

This Is What We're Up Against

Just saw this over at Joe.My.God.--after not blogging for a day, I am playing catch up with my faves--and this would be kinda funny, if it also weren't kinda scary. These are some reactions to Vermont's legalization of gay marriage:

• "I await the volcanoes, the tsunamis, the hurricanes and hopefully, the destruction of Vt and its pacifist secular socialism by the Lord. I actually do want it to happen with good Americans being protected as we see in the OT, when God protects believers that do good and trust the Lord. Since VT doesn’t seem to believe in the Biblical God or His standards, perhaps a nice lesson in humility would be a nice taste of God’s wrath."

So, these believers in the Bible think God is a wrathful God, who will obliterate Vermont because of it's stance on equality? Wow, that is not the kind of god I can get behind.

• "Homosexuals like to target beautiful areas and states to infect them with their agenda to force the abhorrent lifestyle upon the unsuspecting, though often liberal-tending, population. It is going on all over the country."

Yes, it is well-known that "the gays" like beautiful things; we're funny that way. But again, the Gay Agenda is to be treated equally, nothing more. Nothing less.

• "Now it is time for the animal-lovers to file a lawsuit to get recognition of marriage between humans and animals. Equal protection and all..."

Ah, the old gay=bestiality argument. Stupid is as stupid does.

• "And I guarantee that kids in Jr High and younger who have this stuff pushed at them daily....as “love” and marriage, HAVE NOT A CLUE, what it takes to commit a homosexual act. If they are told the truth, they will naturally be repelled"

Yeah, talking about love and marriage is a fate worse than death; and some of those kids won't feel repelled, but, instead, might feel like they belong, like they aren't alone, like they aren't the only ones.

• "I really would love to see millions of conservatives not republicans move out of their liberal states think about it they will lose money red state gets mroe [sic]money we have the second amendment recognised to people who go to church not laughed at we would increase the electoral college count too"

Now this, what can I say about this? These are the words of some illiterate motherfucker who has the right to vote. This is acceptable?

• "they account of 5% of the population yet there is so much fact and numbers about them being sick , dying,disease, serial killers, child molesters etc we have to counter the Hollywood for two girls being together is sexy, it is not the lesbians are not Hollywood they are manly looking wearing strap ons. men who are doing it are poking in a hole where our waste comes out and then they suck it. disgusting and not cool. yes it is sick and visual but I found it is the only way for us normal people to understand how sick these people are"

"They." There it is, my favorite word. "They." And then this moron goes on to lump him/herself into what is called "us normal people."

And Now, For A Musical Interlude

I saw this over at Joe.My.God and, well, I'm just doing my part.

Ladies and Ladies, Jay Brannan