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Frank Ocean, on how he thinks Obama should have reacted during _____’s inauguration speech:

“I’m really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in. Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets.

Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.”

Obama has too much class to have walked out but, still, wouldn’t it have been fabulous?

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Hugh Hewitt, conservative radio host, on impeaching _____:

“I think it would occur after midterms and only if the House flips to the Democrats. So the potential is there, yes. If you abuse power, if you do anything — you don’t have a lot of goodwill in the reservoir. He’s beginning his presidency successfully in my view with a few very bold initiatives but with the highest negatives of any incoming president since Gallup kept track. That says to me: thin ice, move carefully.”

There you have it. Vote Blue in 2018, and demand, demand, your representatives do the sane thing and boot this maniacal liar from office.

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Kellyanne Conway, _____ Hellhound, on how she thinks people are out to get her:

“Because of what the press is doing now to me, I have Secret Service protection. We have packages delivered to my house with white substances. That is a shame.”

Um, Kellyanne, you brought this attack from the press on yourself by being a blatant liar and an ass-kissing fuckmonkey, but ... maybe, just maybe, this white powder is powder for your face because, girl, you so sweaty on TV.

PS There has not been one report, except from this hellhound, of a threat on her life.

Sit down, bitch.

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Colin Mochrie, Whose Line Is it Anyway comic actor, opening up about his transgender daughter and acceptance:

“There had been a negative vibe on Twitter, with the upcoming inauguration, so I thought a positive tweet about acceptance and inclusion might be nice. To tell you the truth I didn’t think it all the way through. All of our friends, of course, know about Kinley and we regularly posted on Facebook about her. I had forgotten that outside of our circle, people didn’t know. My daughter is exactly the same person as she has always been. Bright, funny, sympathetic to others, curious and  caring. The only difference is that she is happier and more confident as a person. Your child is your child, that is forever.”

That’s called good parenting.

That’s called unconditional love.

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Sean Spicer, on how “demoralizing” it is for _____ to be ridiculed and challenged:

“There is this constant theme to undercut the enormous support that he has…I think it’s just unbelievably frustrating when you’re continually told it’s not big enough, it’s not good enough, you can’t win…Over and over again there’s this constant attempt to undermine his credibility and the movement that he represents, and it’s frustrating for, not just him, but I think so many of us that are trying to work to get this message out…To constantly be told, no no no, and to watch him go, yes yes yes. and have people put blocks up. It is frustrating… It is a little demoralizing… And then you look at the stuff that is happening…”

Um, Sean, he lost the popular vote, his approval ratings are in the toilet, millions and millions around the world are marching against him and more are speaking out about the #FakePresident.

Don’t play the pity party because you’ll lose every time.

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I Didn't Say It ...

Common, accepting his Golden Globe for the sing 'Glory' from Selma:

"I am the hopeful black woman who was denied her right to vote. I am the caring white supporter killed on the frontlines of freedom. I am the unarmed black kid who maybe needed a hand, but instead was given a bullet. I am the two police officers murdered in the line of duty. 'Selma' has awakened my humanity."

I love that quote.

Just like the Civil Rights movement in the 60s was not a Black or White issue, but a people issue, the march for LGBT equality is also not a Black or White, or Gay or Straight movement, it’s equality for people.

Marco Rubio, Flori-duh Senator, on marriage equality in his state:

"If they wanted to change that law, they should have gone to the legislature or back to the Constitution and try to change it. I don’t agree we should be trying to make those changes through the courts. ... While I believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman, while people want to change that law — and a lot of people apparently do – there is a way to do that. You go through the legislature, or you go on the ballot, but I don’t agree the courts have the power to do this."

I can’t help but think that Marco Rubio, an asshat and fibber of epic proportions, would speak out against equality in Florida no matter how it was achieved: ballot box, legislature, judicially.

He’s just anti-LGBT and don’t forget it.

Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, defending the terrorist attack at Charlie Hebdo:

"What happened in Paris cannot be tolerated. But neither should we tolerate the kind of intolerance that provoked this violent reaction. Those who work at this newspaper have a long and disgusting record of going way beyond the mere lampooning of public figures, and this is especially true of their depictions of religious figures. For example, they have shown nuns masturbating and popes wearing condoms. They have also shown Muhammad in pornographic poses. Stephane Charbonnier, the paper’s publisher, was killed today in the slaughter. It is too bad that he didn’t understand the role he played in his tragic death. In 2012, when asked why he insults Muslims, he said, “Muhammad isn’t sacred to me.” Had he not been so narcissistic, he may still be alive. Muhammad isn’t sacred to me, either, but it would never occur to me to deliberately insult Muslims by trashing him.”

So, wait. It’s the cartoonists’ fault that lunatics with guns killed them?

How f**king Christ-like of a man who calls himself a Catholic, but then what does one expect to hear out of the mouth of a homophobe and a man who aids and abets child rapists?

Hugh Hewitt, radio talk show host, replying to Bill Donohue:

"Bill, I’ve often agreed with you over the years, because like you, I’m an orthodox Catholic, went to confession on Saturday, Mass on Saturday night. [...] And I have to say I’m appalled, and I’m embarrassed, and I’m urging you to rethink this. [...] You blamed the victim before their bodies were cold. It’s deeply embarrassing to me as a Catholic."

It’s embarrassing me as a human being, but then Donohue is nothing but an embarrassment.

Naomi Campbell, supermodel, on why she supports the LGBT community and why she was at the GLAAD awards:

"Why shouldn't I be here? I was...if it wasn't for gay men I wouldn't exist. Hair, make-up, designer, photographer, stylist, manicure, hair-dresser, I mean, I just wouldn't exist. I owe my life to gay men. And it's just what I've grown up with. It's my family."

And so, all you straight guys who’ve drooled, and other things, over pictures of Campbell, this is yet another think—like fashion tips, and grooming notes—you can thank The Gays for.

Jane Clementi, the mother of Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers student who took his own life after learning his roommate had recorded him kissing another man, on LGBTQ suicides:

“We as a culture must teach the lesson each day that all life has value and has purpose – especially the lives of all young people, regardless of who they are. That’s an irrevocable value. The only way to make a difference in this world – to truly change hearts and minds – is through celebrating and accepting every life. ... Nobody knows better than my family that ending life cannot create change. After Tyler took his life, our mission has been to ensure that no family endures the pain that Tyler and Leelah both endured and that we are sure that the Alcorns are experiencing. It’s only by building a world where every life is sacred that we move forward.”

Word.